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Isn't it fantastic?!

It so is!

I love musicals! I'm going to be in one. On Broadway, fuck yeah.

No kidding, you're an actress?

Yes, I am! Making my debut.

Good for you! Don't give up. Broadway is a pain in the ass to get into, but once you're in, she treats you well.

Should be good for the both of us.

I like to think so. Already working on a new one!

Are you? What's this one?

Uuh, still working on the details. Actually, Kelsi is. I'm just waiting to take all the credit.

I can't believe she still lets you get away with that.

Oh, c'mon, she got herself a Tony, I'm clearly not doing a very good job of keeping all the credit. *grin*

How you doin' anyways, sis?

Oh, fine. Burton and Spencer don't ever seem to slow down. Which isn't so great when there's a new movie to be cast.

When do I get to see the evil twins again anyway?

I thought we might come out to see you something next week, if I can get custody from Zeke.

You sure? I can always try and head over if not. Might take me a week or two to rearrange my schedule.

I'll give him a call tonight and see what he'd prefer.

Eh, alright. Whichever is fine with me.

Speeeaking of old flames.. I met a certain someone recently that I hadn't seen in a long time.

Oh?

Mm-hm. Twenty years on and I'm crossing paths with a certain Mr. Danforth. Or should I say 'Officer' Danforth. He pulled me over for a speeding ticket. Go figure.

I'm not surprised on the speeding part. But officer? Really? wow.

Mmm, but I do like uniforms.

.. And handcuffs.

So it was that kind of reunion, was it. Hmmm.

There's other kinds of reunions other than getting your pants down?

Believe it or not, there are.

Now there's a surprise. Y'know Shar, you should really inform me of these things in advance.

I'm sorry, Ry. Don't know what I could have possibly been thinking to leave such a gap in your general knowledge.

It's okay, I'll forgive you. I'm sure Chad will too. Just remember to teach the kidlets that before it's too late.

Kidlets don't get to know these things. Ever.

Oh, you say that now, but it won't be long before they'll be asking about the birds and the bees. Don't worry though, I'll happily give them a few lectures.

Mhm. Just remember. I know where you live.

Threats now, is it? Well, trust me, you'll thank me later for giving them the knowledge.

Can you at least hold off until they're old enough to drive?

When's that, like.. one, two years time? Kids can drive at about five now, right?

... remind me never to leave them with you unsupervised.

What?! I'm a totally responsible parent type. I'd only let them drink alcohol after 5pm, I'd moderate their intake of crack, and if they really must drink drive, then I'd make sure they don't run into any cops.

Uh huh. And this is why I wonder about your sanity.

My sanity? I'm not the one who had kids.

Don't know what I was thinking, too bad they're cute and I can't really give them back.

If only I could have a matching pair too. Sadly my anatomy hates me when it comes to such ideas.

You could always shop for a pair. Bet the twins would like that.

I think we've already established my parenting skills.