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[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Every roommate urinates on sheets someday.

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[wearsthehat.livejournal.com]

That ain't a pretty prediction.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

It's not a pretty outcome, either.

[wearsthehat.livejournal.com]

Think I'd be knocking some heads together.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

*looks him up and down* With what?

[wearsthehat.livejournal.com]

My hands, what else would you need?

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Are you violent?

[wearsthehat.livejournal.com]

You could say that.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Then I just want to note that I have and will not urinate on your sheets.

[wearsthehat.livejournal.com]

I'll keep you to that.

[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

Another reason for me to not want one.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Are you a rich person?

[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

*grins* Not at all. It's why I'm debating whether or not I should get a roommate. I weighing the pros and cons.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Go shopping with them. If your wallet goes missing they shouldn't be your fist choice.

[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

Um, I think I'd rather not risk my wallet going missing. You know? The whole point of getting a roomie would be to save money, not lose it.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

... Right. I knew that.

[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

... Have you had that happen to you, or been the one to do the stealing?

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Happened to me. But that's history, because there's no more pushing Barnaby around! *strikes random pose of emphasis*

[doesnt-dance.livejournal.com]

Ewww.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

You're telling me.

[doesnt-dance.livejournal.com]

What... no. No. I don't even want to know.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

Well, it all started with the fact that Lucky refused to do his laundry on laundry day. Telling me I should do it. But it's not gonna happen, there's no more pushing Barnaby around! And if he thinks that is going to make me go down to the washing machine? He thought wrong.

[doesnt-dance.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong, dude. You should get better roommates.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

There is no such thing.

[doesnt-dance.livejournal.com]

There has to be.

[coffee-jerk.livejournal.com]

How old are you, kid?