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HEY, I need help with something.

Can I help? I'm very helpful! I'm kind of useless for the most part.

No, you can't... Just kidding, of course you can.

Oh, yay! What can I do?

Find me books, articles, anything written on paper, with documents of unusual deaths.

...

I am useless.

But you haven't even tried yet!

B-but, I'm rubbish at everything!

Not true until you try.

You want me to do all that research??

Oh! Oh, see, that's not being useless. That's being lazy.

No, no, I can do it! You'll see!!!!

I will help you, if I am able.

*he smiles* How good are you at researching?

I worked at a library for a short while, I think I am fine with it. What do you need researched?

Strange and unusual deaths... And even humorous if you want to amuse yourself. It's for a, uh, project.