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Fritzchen.

Let me put this into terms you can comprehend, Apollo.

*clears throat*

Tace atque abi!

*laughs*

Fritzchen?

Like a puppy.

I know, dreadful thing to be saddled with isn't it?

And Fritz is so much easier to say....

But it doesn't sound as pretty.

I like it.

I like Fritz-chan.

It's like an anime!

Well, I wouldn't mind the Japanese bit.

As it is the German bit is a little insulting...."Little Fritz" sort of deal....

Can I call you Fritz-chan?

*shrugs*

Sure. That I don't mind.

*grin* Cool.

I'm Shilo.

*girl with adamantium claws sticking out of her hands stands nearby. She's not aware they're out*

Who called you that? Thats the worst nickname ever.

*eyes the claws for a second makes a mental note to not PO this particular individual*

Just some kids from my former school. They came around today and were all like "Hallo, Fritzchen! Har-har-har-har!"

*gets a look at what he's looking at and facepalms. yes they're still out. no she doesn't get scratched. She retracts them*

Former school?

Yeah-huh. I was kicked out of school.

Most of my former classmates avoid me, but these were some special cases.

Ah. I have a few of those at my school. *sigh* I generally either avoid them or scare them.

Surprised I haven't been kicked out yet, actually.

Aw, well, in fairness I was trying to get kicked out.

*tilts her head slightly* Why?

*a slight shrug*

I'm not...ah...typical and have difficulties relating to ummm...typical kids.

You and me both.

With me, it's the fact I'm older than they are and not the same species.

Well, you already saw part of my reason. And the funny thing is, I can't seem to even fit in at a school for people like me.

*nods a bit*

Eh they're still teenagers. A fatal flaw.

*laughs*

I'm a teen, too. I just...don't react well to people.

Technically I'm an adolescent. *small grin*

I like--usually...sort of like people. But I do have a habit of doing some really dumb things.

I'm new to the whole...being around people thing.

Finally, Fritzchen. I shall have my death.

Naw. You seem too eager.

You will be forced to watch Bob Ross for 76 hours straight. If "the happy" trees don't push you over the edge by that point, it's right on to Barney & Friends for another 42 hours.

The edge in which I kill you?

*sing-song*
I can't be killed.

You poor bastard.

Why would I do that?

*grins*

Well, not everyone is as nice as that.

*smiles*

It really doesn't make sense as a nickname or anything.

It makes a little more sense in German.

Ah, it's kind of like calling "John" "Johnny" or "Tom" "Tommy".

So, no calling you Fritzy?

"Fritzy" is fine by people who like me. So is "Fritzle".

Just no "Fritzchen".

You're likable so far, but I think I'll just call you Fritz.

Fritz works too!

*grin*

Good!

If your brother calls me Wilchen or Willi, he will be eating his own tongue.

*laughs*

I don't think you'll have to worry about any nicknames.

Unless Eike suddenly loses his mind or something....

The fact he's taken on this _job_ is pretty decent proof of that if you ask me. Now he is _really_ going to pay.

Heh.

What are you going to do to him?

I am rather partial to him....