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[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

My feet do not stink!

4srs!

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[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

*gasps* Who said that to you? I will totally glare at them for you!

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

She told me her name was Cindy, short for Cinderella.

But her mom said her name is actually Katherine.

):

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

Oh, my goodness. Well, it sounds to me like she doesn't even know what her name is! She's hardly qualified to speak about your feet! *nods*

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

That was, in fact, one of my MANY arguments against her! But did you know that it becomes exponentially harder to argue rationally with a 4 yo the longer the conversation goes on for?

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I suppose it would be, wouldn't it? Still, I'm with you on this. If one doesn't know their own name...well, it doesn't really speak well for their credibility in anything else!

Also, it's very rude to say something like that about someone's feet!

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

Quite!

And no matter what she or my co-workers claim, I did NOT start it!!

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

*nods emphatically*

I totally believe you, Fred!

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

Thank you, Sally! It is rare to find a friend as trusting and loyal as you~

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! *smiles* What a nice thing to say! Thank you, Fred!

[theother-guy.livejournal.com]

Maybe you just got used to the smell? |:

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

You're in league with the national composium (symposium?) of toddlers, aren't you?

[theother-guy.livejournal.com]

I--What? Are you saying I'm short? Because I'm so not that short. I know lots of people that are shorter then me, I'll have you know.

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

1. No.
2. I don't know how tall you are! We are speaking over the INTERWEBS
3. I bet you are the shortest person you know~!!!
4. I am saying that beacuse it was a toddler who first floated the idea of my stinky feet.

[theother-guy.livejournal.com]

Why were you letting a toddler smell your feet?

Creeeeeepy.

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

I wasn't!! She told me I had stinky feet and this was NOT because I told her she had stinky feet because she was trying on princess shoes and I was helping her and I was making fun of her.

SHE STARTED IT.

[theother-guy.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you were just being mean to a little girl, much better.

And everyone knows princesses don't have any unpleasant odors and clearly you are a bad person.

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

I wasn't being mean! She was enjoying the teasing, I know it. I like little kids. NOT IN A CREEPY WAY AUGH.

And princesses are stinky like turnips. Fact!!

[lil-prodigy.livejournal.com]

How do you know, did you smell them?

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

No, but it's the sort of thing you just KNOW. Right?

[lil-prodigy.livejournal.com]

They could be smelly! If you didnt smell em how do you know! How come you didn't smell them, are you scared too?

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

Fine! I'll smell them!

... AND THEY DON'T STINK

[lil-prodigy.livejournal.com]

So you say! But you gotta smell them first! -giggles-

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

Okay, how about this? you smell yours and I'll smell mine. Because I bet yours will stink a lot more than mine.

[lil-prodigy.livejournal.com]

-looks at him like he's crazy- I'm a lady and ladies don't smell!

[imthedeadone.livejournal.com]

Pshhh. Ladies are KNOWN for stinking. If they didn't, why would perfume be such a HUGE industry? Hmmmm?