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I say the same thing at school. Daily...actually almost hourly.

School is school and work is work. Can't expect it to be wine and roses...

I never did. I just don't much care for most of the people at school.
They're loud and don't think

Such is childhood; one must endure the mundane trials and tribulations for the rewards of adulthood to come.

As intelligent women, we've duty to educate and shepherd the naivety around us, and, as tempting as it is, not lead them off a cliff.

But that last part sounds like so much fun.

I'm Laura, by the way.

It does but there's just no sport in kicking lemmings.

I'm Lucy. Pleased meet you, Laura.

Nice to meet you, too.

[locked]

My theory is at some point they will either evolve a brain that works...or Darwin will kick in.

[locked]

Good to see someone else has formulated the same working theory.

[locked]

*laughs* I keep asking why I don't leave my room then something in the kitchen blows up and I don't have to answer.

I'm leaning towards Darwin.

...*looks around* Where?

*Sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose*

Good grief, Sally...

*blinkblink*

*gasps quietly and leans closer, whispering* Are they in the room with us?

*looks up nose touching Sally's before exclaiming*

I can't stand it...!

*mouth falls open, eyes widen*

What?!

I know the feeling.

If only I was allowed to keep a gun loaded with tranquilizer darts besides my desk...

It would brighten my mood considerably.

Who says you can't? So long as the others don't find out at least.

Sadly, if I go hunting without a big game license, I'll lose mine. The board tends to frown upon the unorthodox administration of narcotics means would strip me of my medical privileges.

Ah, yes. That might be leaning slightly more towards the bad side.

Hope you're not talking about me, Luce.

For once, I'm not, Rerun.

I'm glad.

It's been a while, hasn't it? I'd hate to think you'd be complaining about me.

Give it time. I'm sure we'll be back to our old habits in no time. Just ask Linus.

You could always go home.

I'd love to, but as my flat is being renovated, I can't. So I'm staying at Linus and Sally's until it's done.

So does this mean you are calling Linus and Sally the blockheads of the moment?

I am an equal-opportunity insulter, but this tirade isn't directed at them exactly ~~though Sally isn't helping matters~~.

What is it directed toward, or do you prefer being cryptic?