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Why?

If he moves on before I do, it could get ugly.

Why?

It's a statement thing. He's not supposed to start dating until I do. The last time it happened, my friends nearly balded his new girlfriend.

What does it matter? If he is single, why should he be compelled to not date simply because someone he is no longer with is not dating?

That's just the way it works at our school.

Social groups that function with no apparent logic.

Another reason I can be grateful I never attended high school.

Does he have to be single and straight?

Is there any other kind?

Taken and gay. I'm always in the market for more fag hags though.

Allow me to refer you to Jenny Humphrey.

Were I to know who she was, I'm sure I might find that mildly amusing. Sadly your possible joke has fallen upon ignorant ears.

Seriously though, you ever need a cover for a few days- y'know, handsome, blond that I am- I'd be willing to pose as straight.

OOC: BRB, dying of laughter.

And may I just say that I adore your Serena?

You guys break up again?

For good this time!

Well, good. Because it's not good to be in an unhealthy relationship. You're better off.

Thanks. I keep telling myself the same thing.

It's better that thinking you deserved being treated like crap.

Aw, he didn't treat me like crap. We just didn't...mix.

I didn't mean he treated you like crap, just that... Well, though kinds of relationships are kinda crappy.

I don't know what I'm talking about any more.

Don't worry. The fact that you care is good enough!

Patience, S. Quality men are harder to find.

Do you remember what happened the last time Dan started dating before I did?

I didn't say we couldn't start looking. We just need to use a different approach.

I'm open to suggestions.

Don't limit ourselves to schoolboys, for one thing. Or at the very least, start looking for boys in different ones.

Maybe we should start taking lunch at Columbia instead of the Met.

You are truly brilliant sometimes, S.

Learned from the best, B.

What's your taste run to? I know a very nice, but very bland, boy who's definitely in the market.

Sadly, my last boyfriend was bland enough to last me a lifetime.

Most guys at this age are. *sigh*

I know. What's a girl to do?

*a wry smile* Well, I tend to go for the route of pining hopelessly for the rare interesting ones and simultaneously maintaining a facade of aloofness, but that hasn't gotten me very far.

I gave writers a try. Then artists. Neither ended well.

I'm beginning to wonder if any of them end well.