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*laughs* That would be a feat.

You're telling me. Evidently, that is why my brother kidnapped me. To make me Death. Nice.

*blinks* I think you might win the effed-up family award.

OMG. No idea. you have NOOOOO idea.

*smirks* I'm guessing there's enough history there to fill a book.

Several books. Trust me, people have tried. I think my great-great... sorta grandfather has kept track the best, but even he isn't sure half the time who's who.

Great-great... sorta grandfather.

Wow. I continue to stand by my earlier statement.

Oh yeah. It's a mess. Totally. Let's not even get into the fact that I'm from an alternate universe that no longer exists.

*still blinking* An alternate universe. I'm... I actually don't know what to say to that. *impressed* Congratulations, you have me at a loss for words.

Yeah, I get that. Like, a lot.

I - well, I can imagine.

How much of your extended crazy family do you actually know?

Are you?
Or are you just saying that to get some attention?

*wrinkles her nose* If I wanted attention, I could light myself on fire. Literally.

And I'm not. Yet.

Ooh! *his face brightens* Really? Can you light other people on fire too?

Well, that's good. If you were the one stalking me in my head, I'd have to kill you...

Not really.

*lets the Phoenix flare just slightly so she's surrounded by flame* Really.

I... it's not like I would actually BE death. Or... maybe I... it's just a name. I'm... not sure how to explain it, really. It wasn't really explained to me. I overheard a conversation between my brother and someone who sounded really creepy evil. And yeah. They said I was going to be Death. Awesome. Don't even ASK my opinion or anything. Just kidnap me, hold me against my will and name me Death. Jerks.

ooc: my bad. lol

*he watches her engulfed within the fire and stares like a moth attracted to the light. something about fire always fascinated him.*

Nice family you have there. Do you tell that life story to all strangers you've met for the first time?

I haven't exactly gotten out much.

Sorry to bother you with my life story. *draws the Phoenix back in and looks sullen*

That's horrible. You need to get out. As much as possible. Otherwise you'll end up like me.

No, you weren't bothering me. It's a great conversation to start up, though it's a bit personal.

Who said that?

Tyler and... Apocalypse? Gotta be a code name or something. I dunno. I overheard them.

Did they explain why...?