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[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

"I'm a man; I've got pride."

Well I've got breasts.

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[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

Breasts are prettier than pride.

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't know. He's sexy. Sexier when he's proud.

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

Really? Your boyfriend?

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

...No. I wish he was.

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I bet he wishes he was too.

I'm Andy.

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

I dunno. He's been fighting it.

I'm Sally.

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

Right! My fiancee's favorite Amazon!

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

We've been on-again, off-again for ages. And now he doesn't want to be on, but I do.

Heee! Actually, I'm Jewish.

[magicanyway.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well maybe he'll change his mind eventually.

Hee! You met Lauren though didn't you?

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

I hope so. Who am I supposed to have sex with if he doesn't?

Yes! She's sweet. But she thinks I'm an alien so she's a little nutty.

[chromagia.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

can I steal that come-back?

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

Sure. Have at it.

[chromagia.livejournal.com]

thanks. *smiles* nate always tries to pull that line on me, and I've never had a good comeback before.

[shoesandweapons.livejournal.com]

It works really well if you shove your breasts together and shove 'em out so he can see you do, in fact, have breasts.

[x-twenty3.livejournal.com]

*is giggling so so much at this, head down, eyes closed tightly* Thats it. I'm going back to wearing corsets as outside attire. That way I can use it to *ahem* emphasize my point.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

How does it go? Breasts cometh before the fall?

No, that's not right.