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[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

What's the human obsession with underwear?

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[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Some people feel naked without them.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

But it's under clothes.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

I don't know. We're pretty much taught from birth that we're supposed to wear them.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

That's stupid.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry?

What does it matter anyway?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Oh-- not your fault. I apologize, I didn't mean to sound accusatory.

Doesn't, I suppose, just wondering why and when. It all seems pointless to me, but I think I made that obvious enough.


Bored enough to be thinking about it, to be completely honest.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

It's a little sad that this is what you think of when you get bored, but whatever.

It's not like all people do it.

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

Seconded.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Bizarre, really.

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

It's hardly heard of where I'm from. Except with females, when.. you know.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

I don't, though.

[ashes-ascending.livejournal.com]

Yes you do.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

No, nothing coming to mind, you might have to enlighten me.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I haven't noticed any obsession... other than from one person.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

I consider that fact that the majority of them do it an obsession.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Oh, not talking about it constantly.

.... It is odd.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Wearing protection beneath clothing that does nothing to protect. Call me old fashioned but it doesn't make sense one bit.



Also, I'm quite bored.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

What's it meant to protect people from? Clothing doesn't do that at all.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Exactly. Though that is sort of our fault, Tree of Knowledge and all that. Best prank Leviathan ever played if I do say so myself.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Well, I couldn't really tell you. Never was a fan of it myself. However, a hot chick in black lacy panties -- it's trite, my man, but it's trite for a reason. And those boxer briefs that ride just under the line of a guy's hip? Sometimes the clothes do make the man. Exposes everything except that last little bit of skin, makes you want to rip them off with your teeth and get there, you know?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

You've thought a lot about this, haven't you.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*he tips him a wink* Sex god, baby -- underwear, especially sexy underwear, is kind of in my sandbox.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

[Brows draw] I see.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*he laughs, smirking a bit* And which part gets the "I see"? The part about sex gods and underwear, or the sex god part, you delicious little doubting thomas, you?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

... [a pause, an unbelieving face, and then a laugh] What did you just call me-- I've never even heard that before.