http://neo-beethoven.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] neo-beethoven.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-02-03 02:15 am

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I don't need to get laid.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
Schro, you really do. You're too... uptight.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:21 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, I like you the way you are, too, Schro. But you need to relax a little more. Are you getting sex regularly?

Hey now, come on, Schro! Schroeder... The Great Schroeder-hoven... You know I'm a great friend!

[identity profile] startling-blue.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
*raises an eyebrow* There's a statement you don't hear from guys too often.

[identity profile] startling-blue.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
*nods* Respectable.

I wish my friends would stay out of my sex life as well.

[identity profile] a-dust-magnet.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Who said you did?

[identity profile] a-dust-magnet.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well there you go.

But to be fair it might make you less...uptight?

[identity profile] waldorfsalad.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
You could probably use a fashion assistant, though.

[identity profile] waldorfsalad.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Massively popular, massively-produced. You probably just can't get a girl to look twice at you in your buy-one-get-one-free Target brand outfit. That's why you're so bitter.

OOC

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[identity profile] cranes-blood.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then why share that with the general population?

[identity profile] cranes-blood.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
So you feel that others must obviously want to hear that you don't need to have sex?

[identity profile] jo-kesler.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Whoever said that to you, just ignore them.

[identity profile] jo-kesler.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I would, too.

I'm Jody. I also suffer from ignorant people telling me what I should do in my spare time. Where they get the idea I have spare time is beyond me.

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[identity profile] loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my goodness! Why would someone say that to you?!

[identity profile] loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay. I'm glad you're not upset anymore! *smiles*

[identity profile] grtpmpknblvr.livejournal.com 2009-02-03 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Who said you did?

[identity profile] deadwhitemale.livejournal.com 2009-02-04 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Roll over, Beethoven? Ha, ha.