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[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

I don't need to get laid.

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[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

Schro, you really do. You're too... uptight.

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

I like the way I am, and who says I'm not perfectly satisfied with my sexual life? Perhaps what I really need is better friends.

[basement-rerun.livejournal.com]

Aw, I like you the way you are, too, Schro. But you need to relax a little more. Are you getting sex regularly?

Hey now, come on, Schro! Schroeder... The Great Schroeder-hoven... You know I'm a great friend!

[startling-blue.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* There's a statement you don't hear from guys too often.

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

This is in response to certain friends, and I use that term loosely, assuming that I have no sex life. What I do on my own time is my business, and I'm perfectly satisfied with it.

[startling-blue.livejournal.com]

*nods* Respectable.

I wish my friends would stay out of my sex life as well.

[a-dust-magnet.livejournal.com]

Who said you did?

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

Rerun. Linus too, but most recently Rerun.

[a-dust-magnet.livejournal.com]

Oh well there you go.

But to be fair it might make you less...uptight?

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

You could probably use a fashion assistant, though.

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

What a remarkably shallow observation. Thank you for finding fault in the massively popular t-shirt.

[waldorfsalad.livejournal.com]

Massively popular, massively-produced. You probably just can't get a girl to look twice at you in your buy-one-get-one-free Target brand outfit. That's why you're so bitter.

[cranes-blood.livejournal.com]

Then why share that with the general population?

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

Because I'm confident in my assertion.

[cranes-blood.livejournal.com]

So you feel that others must obviously want to hear that you don't need to have sex?

[jo-kesler.livejournal.com]

Whoever said that to you, just ignore them.

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

Thank you, I find it insulting.

[jo-kesler.livejournal.com]

I would, too.

I'm Jody. I also suffer from ignorant people telling me what I should do in my spare time. Where they get the idea I have spare time is beyond me.

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness! Why would someone say that to you?!

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

Rerun was going on about how I'm too uptight. I'm not really upset about it anymore.

[loveswhiteshoes.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay. I'm glad you're not upset anymore! *smiles*

[grtpmpknblvr.livejournal.com]

Who said you did?

[neo-beethoven.livejournal.com]

You indirectly and your brother explicitly.

[grtpmpknblvr.livejournal.com]

Van Pelt men rock.

[deadwhitemale.livejournal.com]

Roll over, Beethoven? Ha, ha.