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[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Looks like Rationalization Man strikes again!

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[toomuchlikedad.livejournal.com]

No! Say it isn't so!

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, I've got the kryptonite on standby.

[toomuchlikedad.livejournal.com]

Oh good. I was worried.

So what has rationalization man done this time?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Tried to make his nemesis sound moral. I set him straight. The world is safe again.

[toomuchlikedad.livejournal.com]

*nods* We will all sleep well tonight.

*turns back to the channel surfing* So...I found a new reality show. It's frightening. Toddlers and Tiaras.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Wilson thinks he can save the world and I've taken it upon myself to be his archenemy.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

If either of you put on tights, I'm moving back to Chicago.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Supervillains don't wear tights. Haven't you ever read a comic book? I have to shave my head and get a cat.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine, you'll just be more bald, but Wilson is a superhero, so he has to wear tights and it is still a disturbing mental image.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, he'll be crushed under the weight of his self-righteousness before he gets a chance to unleash that horror upon the world.

[lieu-murphy.livejournal.com]

Oh, thank God for that. I was very worried.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I live to serve the greater good.

[gotaheadstart.livejournal.com]

Funny, I would've guessed Rational Man to be behind this one.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

If it was Rational Man then we'd have to assume that he's actually right. You can imagine how that might be a problem.

[gotaheadstart.livejournal.com]

Yes. Big problem.

[collect-call.livejournal.com]

....the hell?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

He's the latest cool new superhero, saving the world one lame explanation at a time.

[drhuntingtons.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure I want to hear the explanation behind this.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

I don't particularly wanna give you and explanation so I guess we're both good.

[drhuntingtons.livejournal.com]

That's interesting. You usually brag any chance you get about your brilliance.

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

This has more to do with Wilson's stupidity.

[drhuntingtons.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn't want to explain?

[cant-have-any.livejournal.com]

You twisted my arm. That and that fact that Wilson's idiocy needs to be made known to the world.

[drhuntingtons.livejournal.com]

Or, I'm just right about you. Sure, House.