Miriam sighs, takes a deeep breath, and cuts loose with a rather deep contralto. What comes out is brimming over with silly:
A dragon has come to our village today. We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. Now he's talked with our king and they've worked out a deal. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch, Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect, But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who're not? Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who're not...?
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ooc: Sam and I laugh =D
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((ooc: You knew I had to do it.))
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ooc: he he he he =P
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*pause*
And your heart beats?
*pause*
And you love me?
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Enough already! *Pouts covering her ears trying to block it out*
*Starts singing it from the beginning..*
I made it through....
Gahhhhhhhhhh!
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Like a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrgin!
Sorry......Oh I'm Troy
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I'm Sarah. And I really hate that song.
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Oh dear.
Shall I start singing bad filk songs to counter?
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But yes, I'll even sing it in public if you like.
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A dragon has come to our village today.
We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.
Now he's talked with our king and they've worked out a deal.
No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.
Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch,
Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.
Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect,
But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect.
Do virgins taste better than those who're not?
Are they salty or sweet or more juicy or what?
Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?
Do virgins taste better than those who're not...?
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