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Apparently, garden gnomes fear Sprite. *laughs*

~~(locked to kings_boy11's mom)~~

...so he was actually serious about the apples and the Perrier thing?

Apparently so. It was a very weird story to hear Rory tell.

*laughs* That's...sort of hilarious, actually.

*nods* I'm guessing you're Ryans mom? I'm Jody. I assure you there are no hallucinogenic drugs in my house at all nor are they in the marshmallows.

Yep, that's me. Saxsice King, it's a pleasure. *laughs* Gotcha. Same here, I swear. My kiddo's just a magnet for trouble.

Oh so is mine. I should tell you about our experience with a Rumplestiltskin creature when he was one.

....seriously?

*nods again*

Oh..I also feel the need to apologize if my son gave yours a marshmallow launcher.

That's...jeez. Worst we've had is vampires.

*laughs* Don't worry bout it, he hasn't shot anything too important.

Just lawn gnomes, right?

Former employer of mine wanted his dental practice to thrive so he promised a first born child to this demon thing.

It was clever wording on his part, tricking the creature. We had to go on a road trip for over a year.

He doesn't remember it.

As...far as I know, yeah.

Oh...jeez, wow. *blinkblink*

Our kids are definitely amusing together.

*and my typist totally agrees*

*laughs* It's good for him to have someone his own age, somewhat, to play with.

Same for Rory. All of the kids at his school are just...rotten.

*shakes head, sighing* Don't know what it is with kids. They're always so...cold to anyone who's different.

Rory has Ryan now. He told me a couple days ago that Ryan was his best friend.

Awww. Really? They have a lotta fun, gnomes and Perrier regardless.

*puts her head in her hands and laughs* At least they learned what scares them away. Thats all that matters.

How old is Ryan, anyway? Rory's never told me?

I think he's plannin' on writing a book about how to get rid of pesky gnomes.

He'll be eleven in May. Ten goin' on thirty, I call him.

Rory will probably wanna be the co-author and even make video's and put them on youtube.

Rory's gonna be eight in about a month. They need to learn how to stay small.

Movie rights and TV series, I'm thinkin'.

Yeah? Well, Ryan doesn't care about age. Hench the reason he's calling a girl eight years younger than me his "sister". *sighs, nods* They do. I've only had him for less'n a year, so I really wish he could stay little.

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