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I found out I ~~really~~ like coffee.

Ah, coffee. Elixir of life. What's not to like?

This is the first time I've tried it.

... Wow.

Is that something amazing? blinks a bit uncertainly, genuinely curious

Probably not so much, but it surprised me. I know several people who don't like coffee, but none that have never tried it before.
Feeling awake now?

Oh crap. We're in trouble.

In trouble? What happened, John?

You found coffee. That's what happened.

Is that a bad thing?

If you drink too much it is.

peers into cup

I haven't finished what was in the cup yet...

Well, that's a good thing then.

...Why do all the scientist drink so much of it if it's bad for you?

Because they have to stay awake.

Coffee should be its own food group.

Food group?

Coffee is amazing. Elixir of the gods. Had you never tried it before?

No, I never tried it before today.

Well. Welcome to the world, my friend. It's a brighter place once you have a little caffeine running through your system.

Tried java yet?

Java? No. Should I?

Oh, definitely! *evil grin*