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I wont tell!

Oh good. Because Eike would be crushed to find out we're not really related.

*laughs*

*laughs*

he doesn't know?

*laughs*

Okay, he knows.
And he'll not be exactly thrilled to know I'm doing this.

that your telling people?

Actually that I'm still talking about the whole "brother" thing. I've been told to cease and desist.

Though--technically--this is me telling everyone we're not brothers. Ha. Let's see him beat that logic! *sniggers*

I thought he knew this already.

Oh...well maybe he does know...but he's ummm...you know...

Fun as heck to antagonize.

*grin*

*raises an eyebrow slightly* Is that wise?

*blinks, a little surprised*

He's Eike.

I'm just wondering and worrying about you. As usual.

Aw, there's no need to worry about me.

...what are you wondering exactly?

I'm a mother. I worry about everyone. It happens.

Last I heard, Eike was taking interesting measures to get you out of his hair.

Unless things have changed, I'm not sure its wise to continue annoying him.

*a flicker of worry passes through his eyes*

Oh...well, Eike, you know...he gets over things.

I hope so. For your sake.

Well--he was talking about going to see some lawyers about er...not being around me.

But then he'd probably end up working for them for eternity--just like me! And that'd be okay then.

You just be careful, okay? He seems important to you and I would be dismayed if something happened.

I've known him forever.
Well not forever, but really long time.

And I kind of want to make up for the crap I put him through, though I'm not always good at expressing that.

Can I give you some advice, kid? Pissing a person off does not fill them with warm fuzzies. Just so you know.

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Sweetie, I think you need to learn to compromise. You're a smart kid...er...we'll just stick with kid.

If you give him a break for a week, I'm sure he'll be surprised. If he is, see how much longer you can go past that.

Of course even then I might not be forgiven.

Er...not for the minorly annoying bits.

The big somewhat evil selfish things...

That's the problem. I don't always want to piss him off--I'd rather he found it all funny.

...

And?

I'm antagonizing him.
It's fun.

...Oh.

Then he is?

Okay, so we're not blood brothers...

We're (http://alloy-avenger.livejournal.com/profile) not either. It's better that way.

I still like to annoy, Eike though.
It's good for him.

... I doubt it.

Not completely a surprise anymore Fritzy.

Well, maybe not.

But it is fun to bait Eike.

Why does he care?

Eike isn't overly fond of me. He'd be happiest if I never spoke to him or about him.

I did somethings to him in the past--and I'm not quite forgiven for them.

How long ago? And how long has he been your fake brother?

It was a couple hundred years ago. The stuff that he's most mad about. There was some ah "minor" stuff about eight years ago too, but he's mostly mad about the "big" stuff that happened a long time ago.

*laughs a little*

We've been fake brothers for four months. I first said it as a joke (since he's six foot three, blonde, and I'm five foot four and...not.) but then people started believing me so...he's been a bit annoyed about that too.

Do you feel bad for it? Did you apologize?

Yes...
But I think there are somethings...that you just can't be...I dunno...

Okay, yeah... But I- I think, I dunno. Did you kill someone or something?

No, I didn't kill anyone. Not really anyway.

A little kidnapping, some lying, manipulating...etc. etc.

But you were... different then, right?

Yes, I was very different.
I'm sort of torn between admiration for what I was and utter loathing.

Would you change anything if you could?

If I did I'd really muck up things. I would erase my own existence by doing so...

Oh dude. Sorry. I'd help you if it wouldn't muck up things.

But you look so much alike!