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...That is the ugliest feline I have ever seen.

Aww! But it's pink!

Somehow this doesn't surprise me.

Isn't he adorable, Schroeder? You have to help me think of a name!

He's very... you. Call him boy-Sally?

*smiles* That's a good idea, Schroeder. Thank you. I'll definitely put that one in the maybe pile!

*facepalm*

Good grief... You can't be serious.

Lucy! *beams* Isn't he cute?!

No.

*pouts*

Oh. Well, I'm sure he'll grow on you! Would you like to help me pick out a name?

"Dead."

That is quite possibly the ugliest thing I've ever seen. It constitutes cruel and unusual punish to do that to any animal- don't even mention the Easter bunny; you know he's not real—plus, it’s unsanitary and the pink would get all over the apartment!

*frowns* I don't like that for a name, Lucy.

And, he is not ugly! ~~THE EASTER BUNNY IS TOO REAL, YOU BIG BLOCKHEAD~~ The man who sold him to me said he's like this naturally, and he'll fit right in at the apartment! He already matches the couch.

You know what, you're right, Sally. I don't know what I was thinking. I've to get into the spirit of these things. Let's call him Toldyouso.

Also, did you know, cats really like baths? First impressions are everything, you should give little Toldyouso that way he's a shiny, new, pretty kitty for when Linus sees him.

Oh, Lucy! I love it! That sounds so fancy! Tolduso Brown-van Pelt. HEE! Aww, and I totally appreciate your suggestion! Maybe I'll just let Tolduso join me in my bubble bath. Then, we'll both be super pretty for my Babboo! *beams*

Edited 2009-02-05 00:08 (UTC)

... Sal, I think you're a great girl, but... Please don't do that to my brother...

~~Even though I think he gave up his right to call himself a man years ago...~~

*frowns, confused* What are you talking about, Rerun? Lucy already helped me name him.

... Lucy helped you name it? ... The poor cat.

She did! Wasn't that nice? His name is Tolduso. It sounds so exotic!

I was just about to take a bath with Linus and I's new cat. Lucy said that kitties love to take baths. *smiles*

Yeah, it's great, Sal.

I think she meant that they like to bathe themselves. Cats aren't really big fans of water.

Oh, really? Hmm. Well, I'm glad I found out first. ...You think once Charlie sees Tolduso, he'll consider letting me pretty Snoopy up a bit?

Uh... Maybe? I mean, don't get your hopes up, but... I guess it never hurts to ask...

*nods* Well, it is Charlie. He'll probably say no. Still *smiles* it was a fun thought. *giggles*

Spoilsport.

Didn't mean to spoil your fun, Luce.

Don't act so proud about it, baby brother.

She really believes that cat is actually pink... I'm innocent in all this! Merely trying to do the charitable thing by exposing a fraud where I see one.

I learn from the best, though, sister dearest.

Yeah, I guess maybe the poor thing needs a bath. It can't be happy like that...

Taught you better than to insult and flatter in the same breath.

It really is quite sad and silly. What's more, it's actually matches and disappeared into the midst of this My-Little-Pony decor.

One of the bad habits I've picked up over the years.

I can't believe my brother lives in a place like that... I'm embarrassed for him, if he's not.

I really really really really want you to get that

Hee! Isn't he wonderful?! Almost all of my friends are saying awful, mean things about him and me, but I just think he's so cute and fun!

Is his fur dyed or what?

The man I bought him from said it was naturally like that, but I think it might be dyed. Hee! I don't care, though. He's still awesome!

I kind of positive it's dyed, lovie, but that's still grand~ I bet I could come up with a permanent dye spell for use on cats! I know there's ones for humans, after all.

He is quite adorable. i always liked cats although they don't tend to like me much. ):

Aww. I bet he would adore you. :) He's a smart kitty!

And, a permanent hair dye? That would be so cool! You know some really amazing things, Fred!

Seems like "smart" kitties were always the ones that hated me. D: Brother's gf insisted her cat was ridiculously bright, and maybe so because it always managed to find my pants to shred them ):

And yes! I am v. amazing

You certainly are! :D

OMG! Your brother's girlfriend's cat couldn't have been that smart if it shredded your pants so much! :( What a mean kitty! It sounds to me like someone's catnip got spiked with grumpy sauce.

What a remarkably astute way to describe ol' Crookshanks. if I ever see the feline again, I shall certainly ask him re: catnip + additives!!

*giggles* I do like his name, though. That's cute!

is it? I never quite understand what it meant! What's your pink cat's name, then?

I just like the way it sounds. *smiles*

Well, my boyfriend's sister said I should name it Tolduso, but I sounded it out and I think it was a joke. So...I'm still thinking. Do you have any ideas?

toldu-- OHHh like Told You So. HMMmm.

Maybe you should name it ... Augh I don't know. I'm bugger at names.

*giggles*

I'm not very good at it either. *gasps* I know who I should ask! My brother, Charlie, has a dog named Snoopy. That's a good name! I'll bet he could come up with a fantastic name for my kitty!

You know, Snoopy is a rather fantastic name for a dog. sounds classic yet original~
so yeah you should ask him. :D brothers are always useful and wise and brilliant, tbh

Hee! Brothers are all of those things...and more! I will definitely ask him the next time I see him!

You know, I was feeling a little gloomy, and you cheered me right up! Thank you, Fred! :)

I'm glad I could help! Why were you gloomy?

You totally did! *smiles* I overheard someone say something that made me sad, but I'm totally okay now! :)

Aww, that's sad. People can be jerks, but you're so nice and whatnot I'm glad I was able to help out, even if I didn't know I was doing so! :D

Oh, he's not a jerk...just silly.

Thank you so much for saying that! You're so nice too! I hope you're never gloomy, but if you ever are, I hope I can return the favor! :D

If ever I find myself on the gloomy side, I'll be sure to look for you. (: