Uh, being a vampire she can be perfectly solid to me. Hell she can to Humans, but she was set back recently. She's always making cups of tea. Theres never any clean mugs she's used them all.
So can toilets but I wouldn't masturbate to that either. I really don't understand all this glorifying vampires stuff. They're gross and creepy and barely a step above zombie. I mean I knew a guy that got off on the whole corpse thing and that's still less creepy because at least a corpse doesn't look at you like you're a quarter pounder with cheese.
In our defence the hunger is hard to ignore....... And I've given up feeding that hunger, which, for me kind of means giving up sex too. So, what harm does a couple of porns do?
As for 'a step above a zombie' geezus, I pass for human most of the time. Your average zombie can't claim that.
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Do I even want to know what it consists of?
Morbid curiosity versus the images that I can never scrub out of my brain...
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You have a ghost roommate? Bet that cuts down on some of the usual roommate issues, what with ghosts being insubstantial and all that.
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Set back...?
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As for 'a step above a zombie' geezus, I pass for human most of the time. Your average zombie can't claim that.
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*is not exactly convinced vampires are real, but decides to humor the guy*
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*pulls dvd out of back pocket*
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OOC: Being Human <3
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Just let it flow in. Like blood. Can you hear it, when you close your eyes? A pulse. A call.
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I can hear it, feel it. But, I can't. I can't kill. No matter
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You can't hide from what you are. You can't run.
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