http://whohuntsalone.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whohuntsalone.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-02-04 06:42 pm

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Okay, be honest, who would win?

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
The King. He's a king, he's got armies at his disposal.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but the King can employ specialists to deal with him. He'd have them set a trap for the burgler and then throw him in jail.

Besides, their fries taste better.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
My point exactly. McDonald's is fighting a losing battle.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not. Americans love fast food too much for any of the chains to close down.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* I'd agree with you more readily, if I wasn't one of those Americans so addicted to fast food.

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's quick and easy, what's not to like!

Rerun, nice to meet you. *offers a hand and a smile*

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* Yeah, as soon as I said it I realized it was a little, well...

[identity profile] basement-rerun.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
*smiles back* Thanks, I appreciate it. I hate messing up first impressions.

*chuckles* Sure, I think I could treat you to a nice Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger, or the none junior one, or something.

[identity profile] imreallyfast.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm rooting for the king.

Clowns scare the shit out of me.

[identity profile] imreallyfast.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
He'd take over the world. I just know it.


If the king wins....free burgers for his loyal subjects?

[identity profile] imreallyfast.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm Daphne. Its nice to meet you.

I'm a triple quarter pounder type of girl, myself.

[identity profile] imreallyfast.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
*smirks* Its better than most foods in Paris. Plus it has the word fast in it. You can't go wrong.

[identity profile] neverendin-race.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'd say MD has the home advantage.

[identity profile] neverendin-race.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
Based entirely on the picture, since it’s in his territory, ya’d think that he’d have his buddies to back ’im up.

But if it wasn't, I'm bettin' the King'll win.

[identity profile] neverendin-race.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[chuckles] I think I'd have ta agree with ya, on both points.

I'm Owen, pleasure ta meet ya.

[identity profile] acesupyersleeve.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Burger King, but in the end, neither. My evidence: http://blog.makezine.com/281736780_9b673093bd.jpg

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger all the way.

[identity profile] acesupyersleeve.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
*shakes hand*

Remy. Pleasure ta meet'cha Joanie.

[identity profile] bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ronald looks like he's taking quite the quarter-pounding. King hardly has a scratch on him. Even without that proof, I'd still say the King!

[identity profile] bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, when it comes to the food, they're kind of an even match for me, they both got their pros and cons. But as far as physical prowess goes, scrawny, kiddy fiddling clown vs stalker King? It's totally gonna be the stalker King. He's like a freakin' ninja, dude. He just appears outta no where!

[identity profile] bet-on-bolton.livejournal.com 2009-02-05 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
That clown would be down for the count before he even knew what hit him. He'd have a burger to the face within seconds. I bet that like.. Ronald melts when BK produce touches his skin, and it probably works the other way around too. It's like their kryptonite. It's why you never ever see them on each other's turf, usually.