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[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Alright, who sent me flaming faeces?

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[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

At least it wasn't 'flying' flaming feces

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Small mercies.

[dreams-in-red.livejournal.com]

You ought to congratulate them.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[tuktiuktuk.livejournal.com]

Well, Ray, some cultures believe that flaming feces is the greatest cure for upset stomach. It is good that you are nauseated. Emesis is the body's natural way of regurgitating toxins that otherwise couldn't be defecated (just ask Deif). Think of this gift as a reminder of what goes in must come out.

...Oh, just a thought: you haven't been eating Buffalo style chicken wings again, have you?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

I don't have an upset stomach, Fraser. And I'm not gonna talk to your wolf about my bowel movements!

...I may have had one or two. Huey bought some for lunch... Wha-? He left them unattended on his desk, it was fair game! Rookie mistake.