http://nine-repayments.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] nine-repayments.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-02-16 11:49 am

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Will not let a madman rule.

[identity profile] questionorigin.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Good luck. The crazy ones are always pretty stubborn about the whole "dying" thing. Or just generally being gotten rid of.

[identity profile] questionorigin.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Cut off the head and keep it where you can always see it. Also, beware of decoys.

...Honestly, that's about the only thing that hasn't been tried for most of the insane that a city I'm in keeps trying to deal with.

Don't accept a mysterious death. If they fall in the water or off a building? Find the body. Don't find the body? They're alive. Roast the body. Cut it up into tiny pieces. Scatter the pieces. Honestly. The crazy ones? Do not die easily, and you can never assume they're not coming back, so always keep the ammo stocked.

[identity profile] questionorigin.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's easy. Just be prepared for attacks of vengeance and such.

Defeat him in battle but don't kill him, which will prompt him to go get stronger and challenge you for "what's rightfully his." Or you could throw him in a mental institute. Or you could banish him to some remote, abandoned place or planet.


OOC: ...Yes, I think the muse has been reading too many comic books, haha.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You had your chance.

[identity profile] multixcolored.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Madman", huh?

[identity profile] multixcolored.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And I should believe you...why?

[identity profile] cjsullivan.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
What makes him a madman?

[identity profile] graftedscion.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do you say he is mad?

[identity profile] graftedscion.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you know him? That is quite an accusation to make.

[identity profile] graftedscion.livejournal.com 2009-02-16 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
He would not do anything like that without a reason. What did your friend do to him?