sixwordstories | (no subject)

(no subject)

...Just had the most brilliant idea.

I'll be the judge of that.

Until Sally and Harry move in with me and Mary, I think I'm going to let her play High Commander so she remembers (again) how hard it is and realizes SHE IS NOTHING WITHOUT US.

Also: BABY.

...That is brilliant, actually. Good job, Dick.

I need samples. Please put them in jars.

You have permission to make it difficult for her.

...What kind of samples?

Awesome.

The usual.

No really: Give her hell, youngster.

Can I swing them by tonight?

Suggestions of hell, sir?

I don't know: can you?

Misinterpret orders. Be yourselves. Give lip! And remember this phrase: "If Dick were here..."

Yes! I wanna baby, Tommy.

Okay. And when she breaks my legs...?

I got it. No whining.

...Run like the wind before she does any such thing!

I'm not whining. You want me to have a baby too. So hah.

The attic is small, Dick. It's hard to get any speed up in there.

True, but I'm not whining about it. Hah hah.

Jump off the roof and try to land on your feet?

I'm not whining. I'm just getting excited about the idea.

...okay, see, I'm trying not to break my legs. Not.

Does it feel like you swallowed a monkey?

Distract her with shoes? Or use Harry as a shield!

Yes! And I giggle like a teenage girl! ...And then Mary and I get distracted.

He doesn't make a very good shield: I'm taller than him.

By teenage girls?

...Oh. Well, stop short of leg-breaking?

Pfft. No.

You make that sound so easy.

Good, because that would be awkward at your age.

Sally's mostly all talk these days, I think.

My age? You're older than I am.

You only think that because she's never tried to feed you a spider.

It would be awkward at my age too. I mean, it is a little awkward. Lily asked me to go to her prom. I'm totally going, but: you know.

She's kind of mean...

You don't look a day over twenty, at most. They shouldn't ask too many questions.

That's why she's a killer Seccurity Officer, though.

Plus, we're engaged. I'm pretty sure they can't have me arrested. Although I will be spiking the punch.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only