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Books.

Yes, though I daresay my tastes likely are not all that ... approved.

Do you have any recommendations?

For amusement?

Oh--anything by Wilde or Hardy...and Mr. Stoker's new book, Dracula, is excellent, though some may find it a bit offensive.

My own? Certainly.

Yes, I have heard that it is quite sensational.

Time with family and friends...not exactly a gift for most.

That is something I cannot offer.

Not even friendship?

Not when it requires a receipt.

Why do you believe it does?

More often than not, my friendship is exchanged for something else. That is why, mademoiselle.

One grows increasingly weary after a time.

What about friendship for friendship?

Art of any kind.

Hmmm, that certainly has potential...

I did not realise that you were a lover of art, monsieur.

It usually works. If you are not sure of their particular taste, a gift certificate can take the trouble out of it.

I am a painter and sculptor.

A bit unfeeling, perhaps?

Agreed. I'd pick something out, at least they knew I went to the trouble of looking.

Hmmm, yes. It is only - *headshake*. Yes, perhaps she will appreciate it.

Varies.

Certainly. Individuals have their preferences only ... I do not know where to begin.

What would you gift to someone, monsieur?

I give....deeds.

Deeds?

Alex Murphy isn't drawing checks anymore.

I do favors when I can.

What can I do for you?

A generous offer, monsieur, thank you but all I require is advice. The rest I can manage alone.

One that is chosen with thought and knowledge of the individual it is for.

There is no universal perfect present. But usually there are such for each person.

Then if one has little to no clue what to give ... *shakes head, frustrated* Is Christmas always such a headache?

Do you really know that person you want a perfect gift for so little? What they like, what they dislike; what they want and what they dream of? *a beat* You still have a little time - you can ask careful questions and listen to the answers.

*eyetwinkle* Yeah, usually. Try finding out twenty or more perfect presents. But the joy when they open the presents? Totally worth it.

No, it is not quite that ... simple.

*skeptical smile* I will take you word for that.

Something the person can use.

What would you suggest, monsieur?

Depends on who you're buying for.

A friend.

Male or female?

Female sounds so clinical... A woman.

Think then it depends on what you want the gift to say to her.

I want her to know that she is ... appreciated.

I'd say a day at the spa. You know get her hair and nails done, a massage all that. Best way to show a woman they're appreciated.

Time.

I do not have enough of my own to give.

Love! *nods* Love.

*nod* Perhaps, but it is not necessarily the perfect Christmas gift.