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Problems?

Yeah, lady, I got a shit load of problems. Mostly women immortals who think I am gonna stand on gentleman's principles when they are the ones after my fucking head with a sword. Showed her...*twitch and behind him is the proof. with last remnants of electricity flitting out of her and into him*

Edited 2009-02-16 22:08 (UTC)

Why the fuck was she after your head with a sword? [Glances at the woman but doesn't seem to care much.]

Not sure who you are ...but since you ain't freakin' out , I'll tell ya. Immortal, can only die by beheading. Last one of our kind standing, gets some universal crackerjack box of a prize or something. Can you believe that shit?

Edited 2009-02-16 22:18 (UTC)

Seen worse.... but gods damn. That sound like some fucking bullshit Chronus would pull.

You're telling me. Wait, whose that?

Power-hungry titan bastard trying to take all our powers and shove us up in this fucking apartment complex.

So, let me get this straight. You're gods?

Goddess. Yup.

Sweet. *grin*

And...you're not going to smite me for shits and giggles or anything?

I'm too busy fighting a fucking zombie infection to smite.

.... Maybe later.

Right, ok, check: One random smiting from hot goddess chick after zombie infection passes.

SOund about right? *teases*

You got it, babe. Call me Nyx, though. Saves you some time.

Oh ok, right. *hat in hand*

Nyx, damn glad to meet ya. Some call me Terrence Einstein Atlas , but you can call me Tea for short.

Tea it is. Nice to meet you too, Tea.

*fans self with hat*

Woo, I tell ya. Nothing beats a good quickening like that, no matter how bad timing it is. *hair may be a bit frayed at the edges, like he'd been on a roller coaster ride and he's scuffed from head to toe, but it's a'right.*

[Looks at the girl now.] So what exactly did you do to her? Can't say I've seen that done before.

Well basically, it's like the proverbial off with her head before she takes mine. Usually with a sword, but if in a pinch, I'll go with what works.

[Whistles low.] I'm remembering that the next time Zues pisses me off.

Sword play, fun for the whole family, eh?

Heh, it is what it is. And I'm still standing. *musses up hair even m ore and repositions hat back on*

Edited 2009-02-16 22:49 (UTC)

More like fun for me. Then again, I've recently discovered the power of shotguns. I'm in love with them.

And don't forget. ~~Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart ..sorry abusing Army of Darkness quote privileges again~~ Getting hit with the butt of one of those fuckers hurts like hell.

That's why you hit them first.

You're all right. I like you, lady ... I mean goddess. Eh, you know what I mean, Nyx.

What's not to like, babe? You're okay yourself. Which is a lot coming from me. I don't like many people.

*takes a bow*

Thanks!

And why's that?

Who peed in your Cheerios, brother?

*grumbles and points, going a little non-verbal for a sec or two and then goes venting full steam again*

What the hell is it with women? DO they think because I am a nice guy ...well, sometimes anyway, that I am just gonna offer up my head on a platter because they bat their eyelashes in an attempt to sneak up on my ass with their sword? 'Cuz I'd realllly like to know.

Wait, back up...swords? Thought those went out with crossbows. Not that I'm not pleased, I always preferred them...

Sorry. Ending old lady rant now. Back to basics: exactly who is it that wants you dead, kiddo?

Hell yeah, swords, hate the fucking things, but the fucking rules go on yadda yadda yadda about having to at least stay within the realm of using a sword.

Oh, and just about 3/4 of my kind.

I'm a modern guy, dammit. *mutters something about wouldn't it be nice to just blow their heads off with a gun instead. *

[tips head to the side, smirking a little at his testy muttering]

Guns are fun, but they lack some of the grace of a sword. I adore the technology, but I guess I'm partial to the stock I grew up with.

Soooo...you use swords, and most of your people want you dead. Wow. We would have had a lot in common about twelve hundred years ago.