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[kheba.livejournal.com]

Never got the "bad boy" thing.

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[head-chef.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Why not?

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Because I am friends with all the girls who date them, and inevitably I am the one going "no, forget him, you can do so much better!" after he ditches her at a gas station 30 miles out of town or something. Except then she goes right back to James Dean Scene Kid Haircut McFuckface and I want to push him down a flight of neverending stairs, the end.

[head-chef.livejournal.com]

...

You have a few issues. That's cool. I like crazy women.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Really. If you give me your number, I'll be sure to pass it around next time I walk past the state hospital, I'm sure there are a few nice ladies with phone privileges.

[head-chef.livejournal.com]

As long as they put out and eat my food.

[erikgeiger.livejournal.com]

I don't get it either. Try being the one who can't find a nice girl because they all want that guy.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Sucks, dude. I mean, I know some girls who don't do that! But the ones that do, I'm just like, please stop putting your hand on the stove, it's still going to burn you. ...my metaphor is also terrible, oh well.

[erikgeiger.livejournal.com]

Honestly, it was more of an issue when I was a kid. I have better luck now. Maybe it was the haircut.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Must be the age group I run around with, for the most part.

Why, what kind of haircut was it?

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

Bad boys tend to stand out more.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

I wonder why that is.

[welcometo-life.livejournal.com]

I'm just saying, nice guys need to put themselves out there more if they want to get noticed.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

I think that probably keys into it a lot of the time. I will cover a preacher in glitter and throw him headlong at my friends who make bad choices, at the very least it will temporarily distract them.

[liam-did-it.livejournal.com]

Nice boys are better, I know. I am one and I'm great!

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Good! Stay that way! Do not join a band and impersonate Sid Vicious or write angsty poetry about how you can't decide between one of your six girlfriends!

[liam-did-it.livejournal.com]

I don't do the whiny emo thing, it's stupid. Sid Vicious was pretty losery when you think about it. Drugs and killing his girlfriend? Bravo.

And I can't even manage to get one girlfriend (and keep), what the heck would I do with six?

[kheba.livejournal.com]

...okay, congratulations, the "heck" sold me on your good guy status, I guess. Anyway, Sid Vicious was more an icon thing, I think, he couldn't really even play.

[anoddyellowrose.livejournal.com]

I don't remember the last time I met a good guy. *laughs* After a while you just get accustomed to it, I guess.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Doesn't it drive you crazy, though? I mean, I don't even bother with guys, I don't need to, but watching the merry-go-round makes me dizzy.

[anoddyellowrose.livejournal.com]

Yee-ahhh...

I assure you, if a good guy waltzed in, I'd be all over him. But that has yet to happen.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Maaaybe you need a new scene. Unless you've tried that.

[breathbetween.livejournal.com]

That's what they all say.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

That is not, in fact, what they all say.

[breathbetween.livejournal.com]

Yessss they do.

9 out of 10 girls who say that are about to sleep with one. I apologize if you are the 1 out of 10.

[kheba.livejournal.com]

Apology accepted!

I don't really bother with any of that, so I kiiind of have this outsider's perspective where I end up thinking everyone is insane.