http://head-chef.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-02-16 04:00 pm
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Emeril Lagasse can suck my dick.
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[identity profile] welcometo-life.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is it the catchphrase? Cause I have to say, that's always annoyed the hell out of me.

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
It goes beyond the fucked up catchphrase. The guy is a hack.

[identity profile] welcometo-life.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
A little territorial, aren't you?

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[identity profile] thatsnotincense.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Is that something you'd enjoy?


[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
From that fucker? No. In general, yes. It's like a taco, you know? Fill it with whatever you want, it's still a fucking taco and worth eating.

[the few, the proud!]

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[identity profile] harmonylane.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Can't get someone cuter to do it?

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
It's a metaphorical dick sucking. Like I'm letting him anywhere near Little Jack.

[identity profile] harmonylane.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Good thinking. Guy's fucking obnoxious.

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[identity profile] lovenlabels.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
That runs counter to your rep... [amused]


ooc: OMG KitCon LOVE!!!

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm almost as good at getting my dick sucked as I am at cooking.

[ooc: It is a party up in here!]

[identity profile] lovenlabels.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[laughs] But by Emeril? Really? The mental image is just cruel.

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[identity profile] neo-beethoven.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think he'd want to.

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
It's more of a schoolyard taunt. He'd probably suck at it, anyway. No pun intended.

[identity profile] neo-beethoven.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, everything that comes out of his mouth is revolting. His tongue would be no different.

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[identity profile] hates-cliches.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nice to know!

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not just a chef, I'm an educator. It's a thing.

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[identity profile] manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's sacrilege!

Just kidding.

Personally, all or most professional chefs can kiss my ass. I love cooking and don't take too well to anybody telling me how to cook in my own home.

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll pass.

[identity profile] manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, whatever buddy.

[identity profile] manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com 2009-02-18 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
(ooc mun wanted to say, Great show! Never saw it until today.)

[identity profile] head-chef.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Now, that was just cruel.

[identity profile] liam-did-it.livejournal.com 2009-02-17 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, no one else had said it yet and I couldn't help myself.

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