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[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

I need a test subject.

Volunteers?

Comments

[x-twenty3.livejournal.com]

For what?

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

Testing out new products. To see if they're safe pleasing.

[x-twenty3.livejournal.com]

I don't think my genetic make up would make me a good test subject.

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

No...probably not. I want to see what happens to normal people.

[a-mind-flip.livejournal.com]

Depends on what it is.

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

Testing out exciting new product lines. Mostly candies with interesting side-effects.

[a-mind-flip.livejournal.com]

How interesting?

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

Well... how fun would you find it to be turned into a giant bird, or perhaps to have fireworks coming out of your ears?

[a-mind-flip.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna say no. Sorry.

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

Ah well. Doesn't hurt to ask.

[a-mind-flip.livejournal.com]

Would you try it on yourself?

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

Oh absolutely. I've done it many times, but sometimes it's hard to observe the results when I'm unconscious so close to them.

[a-mind-flip.livejournal.com]

Okay. *laughs a little*

[cayden-a-smith.livejournal.com]

Can I try it?

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

You might be entirely too pretty to try.

Buuut... okay. As long as you know the risks.

[cayden-a-smith.livejournal.com]

Even better. I'll try it but you have to nurse me back to health.

and...y'know...make up kissing

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

I could do that, sure. Just...I won't dress up in the funny outfit.

Sponge baths, though, are another story...

[cayden-a-smith.livejournal.com]

I don't think I want to see you in a nurses outfit.


will you be in the tub with me then?

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone does.

Absolutely!

[cayden-a-smith.livejournal.com]

The only time I've ever been okay with seeing a man in a nurse uniform was in that movie Dark Knight where the joker skipped out of the hospital in the nurse dress.

Really couldn't stop laughing.

I like this plan and think we should do a practice run. Just in case...

[his-evil-twin.livejournal.com]

That guy was seriously disturbed. Which is saying a lot, coming from me.

Just in case? What's the worst that could happen? ...don't answer that...