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Serves you right.

[josef]

Best friend? Since when do you start using words like that?

[/josef]

Yep. Horrible me forcing your hand to stop fawning and start calling.

[Mick]

Since I don't want to go through the Coraline fiasco again. Or my own issues.

[/Mick]

Fawning? Honestly Josef, you are... okay maybe you're right. Better write that down.

[josef]

Coraline... it's still a fiasco, which is why I have to stop the cycle. If she wants to tell me how she did it... I'll listen, but I can't keep letting myself get pulled in by her. It's too much Josef. It's always been too much.

Thank you for sticking by me though.

[/josef]

I screencapped it. I may have it printed and framed. I like those words. Josef, you're right. You should use them more often.

[Mick]

And if she doesn't, what then? Kill her. I know, blahblah, she's human. Whatever. End it.

Always have, haven't I? Also, I changed my mind. Not leaving tonight. Can I have the bed?

[/Mick]

I'll pay for it to get archived for you. You know how paper ages.

[josef]

The bed? Already expecting I'm going to fail miserably with this phone call then?

[/josef]

Don't I know it.

[Mick]

Wait. I'm here and you're going to bring her home? Oh that's low.

I'm calling people then.

[/Mick]

I'm kidding. Look it's just a phone call. One that could go horrible or well... I don't know. Look I'm not low.

Take the bed though, you know I don't use it.

Yeah, I know. You freak.

At least I own a bed. You know so you can borrow it.

I own a bad. In a house. That that old geezer likely has the address of.

What do you think of the name Andrew?

Very true, I was just stating the obvious for you know... old times sake.

Do you want to be called Andy by cocky bastards? Or me?

I kid, but it seems to lack class, which I'm sure you prefer to reek of.

I prefer Josef Konstantin. I've grown fond of this name.

Class. Reek. Oh how pretty you speak, Mick.

I need to put a good turn on how I survived. I get so many questions after the last I shouldn't have lived through it event. Stupid CEOs carrying guns now.

I prefer it too honestly. My disapproving tone doesn't have the same ring with a childish name like Andrew. Wasn't that some gay kid on that Buffy show?

Hey I wasn't trying to gain anything here, you know me better than that.

You did take care of your security guy right? Because that could be an issue as well.

Rich guys have secret ways out of their places all the time. Just say it was that. The security tapes are all your property, who cares what the rumors are. You can't actually think you're going to rebuild it all...

Hahaha, Buffy. I loved that show! GRRRRRR. Oh god, I need to get that on DVD, run it on the big screens in the o... fuck. No office.

I think that was his name too. Well hell.

Take care of as in I found his dead body in the building.. yeah. Seems his "friend" did me a favour. That's another thing. I have to find new security. Fuck me. I just got to where I liked this group.

I can't? You mean if I start over? Oh Mick, please. Do you know how many times I've started over? Josef started from scratch in the 80s.

Honestly Josef, if you need to use my place for your little movie fest go for it. I'm sure that show attracts all the girls wanting that... god what was his name? The forehead actor. He's on Bones now which is better than the other, but still. If you need to start over, find yourself, whatever.

It's fine. I put up a fuss because you were dead for a whole what... day? Bastard.

Ugh, yuck. Wait, he got another show? HOW?! I could never watch it. He'd go out in daylight and I'd start waiting for him to go POOF and he wouldn't and I'd be sad.

Oh, I'm sorry, is me being alive interrupting your grief? Shall I go back to being dead?

It's odd seeing him with a tan I'll be honest. I swear that's why all these freaks think a stake is going to make us explode into a cloud of dust. The garlic thing too. Pop culture. Go figure.

Josef. We are dead.

I sort of like pop culture for that. Back when they actually did research and talked to people rather than taking one legend and running with it? That's when it was dangerous.

Oh haha. You know what I meant. I can go be dust. Unloved. Unwanted. Unsure why I can't figure out the lock on your desk...

And what was that?

Pushing him hard enough to make him talk to a girl. The girl. Whatever.

If that was enough for you and he not to be friends anymore, I don't think it was a great friendship to begin with.

You don't have a clue what you're talking about. And it'll be fine. My methods are just cutthroat.

I asked her out.

Made him call her though.

You're right I don't. I only know what you tell me, my conclusions can only come from that. Sorry.

Oh. Why didn't you call her?

I've known him for most of his life. More than half of it. Besides, if we made it through his ex wife, we can make it through anything. I think. Probably not.

Like for him? Yeah, see, that would make her fall madly for me and he'd be hurt.

That's good to have such a friend. I'd hope that something simple wouldn't be enough to stop a friendship that has lasted that long.

Wait. So who asked her out? *is confused*

And really, no shortage of ego on you, is there?

It would have been worth it not to repeat the past. He'd have been happy and I wouldn't be watching him eaten alive by another chick.

I did... then pointed out to him I had. He's calling her now.

Should there be?!

[I fell in love with it. Kinda pushed me to up him to 100 icons]

How do you know she'd eat him alive? Not every woman does that. *rolls eyes* Although there are a few, my mother-in-law for example.

So did you actually want to go out with her, or did you do it just to push them together?

*laughs* Well, I don't know. I suppose I'd have to get to know you better before I decide that.

Seen it enough. His ex wife. My ex... whatever the hell she was. If they aren't out to kill you, you lose them. Not sure about the reporter girl yet. He says I can't call her prey or kitten so... back to reporter girl.

I'd go out with her. She reminds me of an old friend, actually. But it was mostly to yank his chain.

I'm handsome, rich, charming and cultured. In some countries? I'd be declared royalty on sight.

You know love can actually exist between two people. Love that spans decades ~~or longer~~. It's been known to happen.

Doesn't she have a name? You could try that instead.

So you were helping him get a date? Sounds like something a friend would do, of course you're right, you could probably have done it a little nicer.

Well, that's true. Although I still have yet to see most of that, so I'll just have to take your word for it.

Yeah, so I've heard. They write sonnets about it. And stories. And bad movies starring Matt Damon or that Jason Dohwhateverhisname is.

Uhmm, Beth. Lack something.

Nicer is what I did with his ex. I am NEVER doing that again.

You should. My word is gold.

Yeah, I don't know who those people are. I really do need to catch up on my mortal entertainment knowledge.

Beth. See that's a lot less work then reporter girl.

What did you do with his ex? Wait. Do I even want to know?

Uh-huh. I notice you left Cocky off that list. I'm pretty sure it was just a mistake on your part, yes?

Eh, neither matters much.

But not as much fun. I wanted kitten. She could wear a bell.

I spent months watching him pine and obsess and then had to sit back and watch as she broke him. Not much fun for me.

I like the word egotistical better.

Most likely not. But it's still good to know that kind of stuff, you know? Anything that doesn't make me look like I've been in a secluded palace for two thousand years is a good thing.

*snort* If she would let you put a bell on her? Probably not the person you want your friend dating.

Yeah, I don't think it would. Did you try to stop it?

I'm quite sure you do. But again, cocky is less work.

Here's what you need to know about them. Matt Damon is wooden and Jason Dohremiwhatever looks like he's ten.

I didn't say she had a choice. I know this great piercer.

ONe, you don't stop her. Two, he wasn't my friend then. I met him through her. I kept him as a friend and said goodbye to her.

See, that's just lazy and if a person is lazy in words, imagine how they are in bed.

Ahh...well, if Matt Damon is wooden, why would he be acting isn't that something you're not supposed to be? And as for the Jason guy, he's got to be at least a cute ten year old. That seems to be the norm in the entertainment industry.

See? That's just mean.

Well, I'd say you obviously picked the better of the two to keep.

Oh, posh. Lazy word usage has nothing to do with prowess in bed. In fact, I've met a few men that loved five syllable words but couldn't pleasure a woman to save their life. It's all about using what you have.

He's apparently attractive. Don't ask me, not my type. And... so cute and ten is okay? Guess that means I've got a chance... except for the entire thing of live shoots outside. Uck.

Yep, isn't it though?

I did at that.

Well, that's because it's hard to still be interested after saying all those words. Exhaustion. It's a happy medium.

You don't look ten. At least fifteen, if a day. *grins*

Completely.

*laughs* See then you have my father-in-law, who is dumber than a box of rocks, but talk to the right women and you'll find that words mean nothing in the scheme of things.

Still though, I prefer a brain on my men.

Woohoo. In some countries that even makes me legal. Go me.

I don't understand women that go for the looks above all else. Least not in this day and age when you can buy the right looks.

Wording says something too. Because that's sort of an image. Brain on my men.

Yes, if you were female, you'd probably already be married and have three kids by now.

Looks plays a part in every relationship, but there has to be more, you're right.

Oh, yes, it is kind of disturbing as imagery goes, isn't it? I suppose I should have gone with I prefer my men with brains.

If that were the case, I'd slit my wrists.

Exactly. Having looks is easy, everything else takes talent, practice and good genes. Being intelligent doesn't merely come from studying, it's leading a whole life with the mind to absorb it.

I could make a joke about fava beans and Chianti then.

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