(no subject)

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

How do you seduce the unseduceable?

Comments

[rosemarymemory.livejournal.com]

*blushes* What do you mean, sir?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

That I have someone I wish to draw into blissful debauchery and they are being quite uncooperative.

[rosemarymemory.livejournal.com]

*frowns* Blissful debauchery? Whyever would you want that?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

I'm a man and I have needs, or whatever it is you mortals say.

[rosemarymemory.livejournal.com]

*giggles suddenly* I may not be a mortal at all, sir. Maybe I am a faerie queen. Maybe I am an angel.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

They are very different, you know. Faeries and angels. Which would you pick?

[rosemarymemory.livejournal.com]

*she thinks a moment* I daresay I'd like to be a faerie. Though I am neither, I confess. *another giggle*

[dangerouscall.livejournal.com]

Try, try again.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

I'm impatient.

[dangerouscall.livejournal.com]

Get them drunk.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

That would be too easy.

[dangerouscall.livejournal.com]

You're being picky.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

It's more satisfying this way.

[shepherdofsick.livejournal.com]

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

Not you, don't worry.

[shepherdofsick.livejournal.com]

That doesn't matter. And how do I know you're telling the truth?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

... Why doesn't it matter? Have I lied to you thus far?

[shepherdofsick.livejournal.com]

...Because it's still wrong, mayhaps? It comes and goes.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

I don't see why sex is bad. ... True.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

Unseducable? *he smirks* I don't think I've ran into such a thing.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*he summons his cigarette and a bottle of firewhiskey* This sounds like story time, love.

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

[A cigarette is summoned on his end as well and he lights it with the heat from his palm. A few puffs and he shrugs.] I've just put months into it and he's yet to crumble. I'm losing patience.

[sexxx-violence.livejournal.com]

*he raises an eyebrow and thinks the better of it, handing him a the bottle of firewhiskey and summoning his own* I'm -- surprised this man would bother to put up a fight, truthfully. Where's the fun in holding out that long?

[advocate-to.livejournal.com]

[He eyes the bottle, accepting it but making no move to actually drink it.] That's the question I've been asking for weeks now.