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Showing her proof won't be fun.

Proof?

Ever try to get people to believe something kinda wild when you can't offer anything to back it up?

...haha. Yeah, actually. I have.

How did that work out for you? Any success?

Not so great, actually, but nobody was really inclined to believe anything I said in the first place. It'll probably work out differently for you.

I don't know. Maybe. I do have a reputation for telling certain people nothing but amazing lies.

I think if you're this serious about it, it's probably not a lie. What is it, anyway?

It's not a lie but it's still sort of not something I want to tell everyone.

Okay. Just... be careful who you trust, right?

Oh, look! Frand cares and is giving good advice.

I appreciate it and I will, I always am. Which is probably why trying to tell someone for once is going to be a failure.

yes! um, no. i are tard and forget to turn on trillian. will fix nao.

It's a historic occasion.

Maybe they'll surprise you! Don't make me be the optimistic one, it hurts me in the place where my soul should be.

I will make note of this in my personal calendar...except I don't use one.

Okay, nay say. Nay say, away!

I really need sleep and not sugar. I'm starting to annoy myself.

For what it's worth, I hope this person does believe you. Not being believed sucks.

Somebody's gonna have to knock you out here in a minute.

Thanks. And please? Unconscious might be nice for a while.

I'll get my brick. And my teleporting machine, again.

You should charge people to use that thing, employment issues SOLVED.

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