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Have they?

I... yes. Unfortunately.

I mean, yeah, they definitely have but I guess we'd be talkin' about different things.

I should think so, unless we're, in actuality, the same person. Which I'm doubting.

Agreed. I'd know if we were.

*smiles, halfway* At least I'd hope so.

Yeahh. So what were you referring to?

*lets out a sigh, rubbing at his head* A lot. Too much. There's... the regular stuff, and then... something with an acquaintance now. My cousin is afraid of leeks. It's a long story.

Leeks.

I know. He's utterly ridiculous.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF LEEKS!

People who aren't afraid of leeks don't roll around on the ground when they eat them!

No, just people who get SICK when they're FORCE FED THEM!

Even people getting force-fed them don't overreact like you do.

They do when they HATE LEEKS!

I dislike peas; you don't see me rolling around on the ground when they're near.

They don't make you PASS OUT when you eat them! Stupid things, can't BELIEVE they're supposed to cure colds...

Yes, they actually work very well on colds.

Why do you hate them so much? They're just stupid leeks.

They taste disgusting! I can't help what I don't like! It's not like there's some big, stupid story, I just don't like 'em!

*rolls his eyes* You don't even have a good reason, you're just melodramatic over a stupid vegetable then.

Why the hell do I need a reason to hate the taste of something? I'm not melodramatic, you're just stupid! It's not like I run around screaming all day that I hate leeks - just when you try and force them down my throat!

You do every time they're simply in the room. Good as running around about it all day.

And I was just trying to have you eat something, oh, I don't know, healthy for once.

Do I look fat to you? I'm not unhealthy! I eat healthy food! There aren't vending machines in the mountains, you know! I just. Don't. Like. LEEKS! So lay off it!

I didn't even say you were fat, I just--

You're so stupid. How can I even talk to you? *throws up his hands and starts to storm off*

*Contemplates throwing a vase at the back of his head.* It's not my fault you gotta bitch all the time!

It's not bitching if I'm just trying to get you to eat one damn leek, so just shut the hell up! *and out the door*

Are too, you damn rat! *Storms up to his room!*

(((OOC: Spreading the love like a cheap hooker. I mean. What? >> :p)))