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[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Does anyone need a god today?

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[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

Nope. Atheist.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

And yet here I am before you.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

*sarcastically laughs* Yea. You...*laughs again* keep thinking that.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

You as well.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

I will. In fact...lets do this.

First god, deity or religious figure to materialize in front of me, I will worship you completely.

*nothing happens*

Yeeeeeea. Nice thong by the way.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

The ground began to quake violently.

Whether or not I am a god can be argued, but the same is not true for yourself.

Mind your manners.

[effingconfused.livejournal.com]

Wow, I love California. San Andreas fault and all!

Well, if you can be a god, whose to say I can't be a god. Oh, look. I'm a god! YAYZ!

Yes, I actually do mind my manners. I hate them sometimes.

[agent-garrity.livejournal.com]

Nah. Last Tuesday would've been nice but oh well.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Time travel is my limit.

[agent-garrity.livejournal.com]

Shame.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

What happened...last Tuesday.

[agent-garrity.livejournal.com]

My heater broke.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Surely you jest.

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Um, maybe? If you're...willin' t'help?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I can ease the suffering.

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

Not f'me.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Speak up, boy.

[kings-boy11.livejournal.com]

My, um, sister.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Hank waited.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

That's not what I need.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

But you know what you need?

[star-core.livejournal.com]

I know what I need today.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Be very careful with your next words.

[star-core.livejournal.com]

Why?

Have you been paying attention?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

My patience is ebbing.