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I was flirting with him some.

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[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I thought you were a lesbian?

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

Bi.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Right, but if you like girls, why would you even waste your time with guys? I mean: girls.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

Because: Guys.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I don't see your point.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

That's because you're straight.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

How can two genders be so complicated?

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

Both are hugely complicated. Men are immature and have a tendency to get possessive and women are clingy and moody and...usually vapid. Which is why I don't really have relationships.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I like relationships.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

Which is good. Marriage is serious as far as relationships go.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I know. I can't wait.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

What are you looking forward to about it?

Are you moving out there or is she coming here?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

The whole: getting to be a family thing. Getting to wake up next to somebody I really care about every day and knowing I'm making a life with them.

She's moving here. It's gonna be a little tough: she owns a lot of shoes.

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More than Sally?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I think so.

Don't tell Sally.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

Tell her to throw out anything she hasn't worn in a year.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I'm not telling her that. I want to continue to get laid.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

She would withhold sex because you pointed out she has too many shoes?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Any woman would if you told her to throw any out. Shoes are like children to them.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

If children were uncomfortable and unpractical heels, sure.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Heels aren't that bad.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

You know this how?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

We accidentally became Communists once.

[nomansaugust.livejournal.com]

...What does that have to do with heels?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Equality of footwear. They were better than the flip-flops.