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Very Addam's Family meets Charmed.

It was in the will. It was wear I first really started remembering life. I miss that house.

I meant that in a "This house is awesome" kind of way. Not in a creepy kind of way.

I know. Well, what do you think? Should I?

Yes. Definitely. It's so vintage. I love it.

You gotta help me clean. Pappa had old Playboys everywhere.

You have old editions of Playboy? Like...how old?

Like...Barbie Benton old.

*gasps* You realize those are worth money right?

You want 'em? I don't think thirty year old breasteses in a gay man's house will be the best thing for the social workers to see.

Yeah! I used to idolize her. Too bad I'm not Playboy bunny material.

You're not Playboy material? And only yesterday someone mistook me for Brad Pitt.

You can have them. All of them. And anything else I don't need. You collect vinyl. Nanny had some old pearls and shit, cool vintage jewelry.

Well, maybe vintage Playboy. Playboy now? *shakes her head*

Really? Are you sure?

Hey, Vargas shit is HOT. You could be the comeback!

Pfft. Well, I could resurrect my drag career.... but I get to go through it first just in case it's sentimental.

ooc: AHHHHH.....BRIAN KINNEY ON SVU!!!!!

*laughs* I don't know about that.

You..had a drag career?

*rolls eyes with sarcasm* Where do you think I got that pink tutu. My stage name was Chande Lier.

I can't seem to see you in drag, my dear.

Are you trying to tell me I wouldn't make a pretty woman?

I didn't say that. I'm just saying..that I don't see it. Meaning you need to dress up for me.

I know that's a trick to get me to dress up... And it's working. Gotta skirt?

Sweetie...look who you are talking to.

Gimme! *makes grabby hands*

*laughs and looks through her closet before handing over a skirt*

*shoves jeans down and pulls skirt on* OHHHH look! I'm thinner than YOU ARE!!!! Don't feel bad though, malnutrition.

Damn. I need to shave my legs.

*laughs and shakes her head* Yeah or not. Unless...you do shave your legs.

NOT shaving the legs! I need to feel manly somehow. Cause, you know...I'm so...butch.

Awe, sweetie. You are manly.

I'm a man...a man in tights, TIGHT tights!

It's cool!

Thanks! My grandparents gave it to me!

Really? Cool!! My grandparent's never really gave me ANYTHIN'. Are y'gonna move in?