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[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

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OH MY GOD! THAT IS SCARY.

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[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

That's one big monkey.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

Tommy! MONKEYS ARE ATTACKING HUMANS. Evolution is going all wrong!

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Why is that wrong? Stuff attacks humans all the time. Especially bugs.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

It RIPPED her face off Tommy.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

That's why they shouldn't live in houses.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

How come animals like Pepper can live in the house but not chimps?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Because they're not as smart.

Um. Say, Dick...you remember August, right? My ex?

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

Dogs are smart.

Yes. Obnoxious, overbearing, manipulative little blond thing? Girl Scout cookies equal racketeering?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Monkeys are smarter. And if they had human boobs? Oh mama. But nevermind that.

Yes, that's her!

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

...Ew.

Yes, I remember August. What about her?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Well, we're friends again, and we've been talking.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

Okay?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

And, uh, it sort of came up that I was an alien.

But it's fine, she's fine, everything's fine, and don't worry about it.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!

WHAT?

YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE, OLD MAN. I ORDER YOU TO GO TO THE CLOSET AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

But why? You told Albright!

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

And I had to threaten to tell Don to get Sally to agree not to kill her! Besides: Mary and I are married and YOU told LILY.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

That's different, she's an alien too! And she told me first.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

You have compromised our security on this planet.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

No I haven't. I...just explored the human concept of trust more fully.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

You are an IDIOT.

I'm going to tell Sally.

[adarkfallenstar.livejournal.com]

I hate chimps.

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

It is an EVIL monkey.

[adarkfallenstar.livejournal.com]

*shudder*
They're ALL evil monkeys!

[dr-solomon.livejournal.com]

Most monkeys don't rip peoples' faces off though.

[adarkfallenstar.livejournal.com]

How do you know they aren't thinking about it?
They're dreadfully unsanitary, too.