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Stole a candy bar for kicks.

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You rebel.

:D The sensor went off and everything.

...The sensor went off? o_O

For a chocolate bar. I know, right?

Criminy! Tag probably cost more than the actual candy bar, those dumbasses!

It was 50 cents, so I should say so. [waves hand with a laugh] Walmart, such an evil corporation.

Urgh. Wal-Mart. Not even worth stealing CDs from there, they're all edited. Lame.

So lame. Also all electronics there set off the sensor, even if you pay for the bloody things.

Seriously. Not that I buy much there, I stick it to the man way more than's healthy. But still. Lame.

Heh. You said 'bloody'.

Hey, I get a limited amount of funds to work with. And I would feel bad stealing from Mom & Pop.

..yeah-huh, I did.

Oh, hell no, don't steal from the people that're actually gonna need it. Giant corporations that charge too much, though? Bam.

Don't mind me. It was neat.

Did we introduce? I feel like we may have but I can't remember your name for the life of me. [tilts his head to the side]

Sort of! We did meet. Don't remember your name, cuz I suck at names. I'm Carly.

[holds out his only hand] Duffy.

Okay. Duffy. Duffy Duffy Duffy. I'm trying so hard to stick that in my mind and keep it there.

I can remind you if I need to. [wry grin]

Firstly, that's what she said. Secondly, *laughs a little* you might need to.

[snorts] Alright, you might have to, too.

Hey, hey, it's all fair. Tradesies.

Totes. Nice to meet you, Carly. We should chill sometime, for sure.

Hell yeah! Let's rob some Wal-Marts or something.

You got it, gurl. [winks]

Sexcellent.

Well, bully for you. I suppose you want a prize for that? [She being rather sarcastic, of course.]

Edited 2009-02-19 09:26 (UTC)

My prize is the chocolate. ...duh.

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