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[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

I can't get married!

*hides from her*

Comments

[guiltybutclumsy.livejournal.com]

Aren't you a bit too young to be getting married anytime soon.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

I am!

She says we gotsta eloupe Madmoselle!
Tell her I don't gotta!

[guiltybutclumsy.livejournal.com]

Sweetie,I wish I could but I don't know this person so I can't really tell her not to say these type of things.But maybe if you just explained to her she might understand.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

she just decided! I don't even know her name!

[guiltybutclumsy.livejournal.com]

Well, how about this ,my sweet.You even forget you had the conversation, or you tell her your getting married to me. *Smiling at how sweet this little dude is.*

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

But I don't wanna get married to you neither!

I don't wanna get married Mmme!

[guiltybutclumsy.livejournal.com]

Sweetie,I don't actually want to marry you.But this might be something to stop her talking to you about getting married.Or as i said you could just ignore her.Which is the obvious thing to do.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

Maybe....

I don- like girls like that Mmme!
They're all weird!

[guiltybutclumsy.livejournal.com]

I sure hope I don't seem weird to you.I really wouldn't want that.May i ask how old you are. You seem to have a old head on your shoulders if you've realised women are women. That their weird too.

[mlle-pourdeux.livejournal.com]

*amused* Oh, is that so?

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

yes! she said we have to get eloped Mmme!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Consider it more of a...future engagement.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

But I don't even know your name!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Yasmine Kate Fisher, I'm almost twelve, five foot three, like dancing, dogs and flowers and I hate tacos. Who're YOU?

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

Gavroche 'n I don't know how old I am.

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

*examines thoughtfully* Old 'nough.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

no 'mnot!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

You're at LEAST as old as my OTHER fiancee...

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

you've got more than one!?!!?

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Duh. Everyone does. My first one left me alone and desolate. *collapses melodramatically onto the ground*

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

Awwwww.

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

this is not a 'awww' moment m'souir!

she wants t'marry me!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

Please--Jean, or Jehan, or Prouvaire, or any combination thereof.

*grin*

I think you are fairly safe. She cannot force marriage upon you.

A kiss maybe, but not marriage.

thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Kiss? I can? Really?

Re: thread-hack!

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

M'soiur Prouvaire!

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[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

*innocent poet-student-revolutionary*

Yes?

Re: thread-hack!

[gotsomebite.livejournal.com]

what am I supposwed to do!?!?

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

Well, you could play along with her, that is your first option. In which case you give her flowers, poetry, take her to the theater...

Second option is to run and hide until she becomes bored.

Third option is to direct her interests in another direction.

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

*tries hard not to laugh*

I believe you should be asking him.

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

But YOU'RE the grown-up...

...actually you're cute too. Will you marry me instead?

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

I think I am too old for you.

Do your parents know you are trying to find a husband at such a young age?

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

How old're you?

Uh-huh!

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

I was born in 1806.

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Are you dead?

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

*wrinkles his nose at her*

No! I am not dead.

Mon dieu.

I just know there are people from other times around here.

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Ohhh...sorry. What's your name?

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

It is not a problem...I was just a bit surprised.

I am Jehan Prouvaire.

Most people call me Jehan.

*smiles*

And you are?

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

I was just wondering, because if you were dead, I'd be sad.

*grins* I am Yasmine Kate Fisher. It's a pleasure to meet you. *executes a rather clumsy curtsy*

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

I do not think I would be too happy to be dead either.

Enchante, Yasmine.

*gives her a bow. The poet has nieces and is somewhat acustomed to little girls*

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Y'think it'd be cold?

*giggles, utterly enchanted*

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

Cold? Maybe.

I'd hate to have to drink from the river Lethe and forget everyone I've ever known, without having done much in my life.

*grins at her*

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

*eyes wide in awe* What does that MEAN?

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

*snaps back to reality*

It is an old Myth. They believed that when you died you drank from the river Lethe so you could forget your old life. I guess it was so you could be born again--or maybe so you could be happy in the afterlife.

I forget to be honest. I'd have to read the story again.

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[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

That's really creepy. I wanna read it.

Re: thread-hack!

[poet-prouvaire.livejournal.com]

Mythology is interesting to read.

It could all be true, for all I know.

Re: thread-hack!

[yasmine-kate.livejournal.com]

Like the fairy-tales?