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[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

I'm terrible n'terryifying Dr. Evil Pants.

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[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

*Chuckles* Let me guess a bunch of immature soldier boys say it?

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

Actually no, it was my friend Maria after I called her Squishy.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

*Laughs*

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

I couldn't help it.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

*Snickers* I'm just amused someone actually uses that word. I can't help but laugh when I hear it. *Smiles in amusement*

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

I did the whole Nemo quote too.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

Oh gods... I wish I had been there to see it. *Snickering*

((Owwww sides hurt trying to picture that.))

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

Which is why Maria came up with my name, she wanted to call me evil but she couldn't.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

*Snickers* Dr. Evil Pants is a better one anyway. *Smiles* We should make you a name tag with that to use at work.

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

I don't think that people would be happy that I wore that badge to work.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

Aw, they don't have a sense of humor?

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure they'd want to be looked after by someone called Dr Evil Pants

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

I would. Would beat the hell out of my current doctor. Not Lillian, she's cool, but the real doctor's a real ass. Even has a stuck up name to go with it. And I swear the three times he's actually seen me, he was looking at me like I was meat. *Shudders*

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

You should change your doctor.

[zance-leapd.livejournal.com]

Not many where I'm from treat those with my condition. He knows that he cant do anything to me, Master of the City would have his head.

[lost-talent.livejournal.com]

yes.


yes you are.

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

{sings}

Keep on swimming, keep on swimming, keep on swimming.

[erikgeiger.livejournal.com]

I don't think you look terrifying? As for your pants being evil? I don't know. *turns attention to her pants and inquires about their evilness*

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

{blushes some} it's a nickname from a friend.

[chuck-not-chet.livejournal.com]

...

[raised eyebrow] Is there something I should... know about?

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

It's my new nickname from Squishy.

[chuck-not-chet.livejournal.com]

"Squishy"?

[suffers-vertigo.livejournal.com]

Yeah. She's so nice and sweet. Sometimes I just want to squish her. Plus it's a Finding Nemo thing.

[chuck-not-chet.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, "And he shall be my squishy!" [laughs] sooo. In this great grand scheme of nicknames, what am I, Dr. Evil Pants? [raises a curious eyebrow]