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[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

Need a date - female applicants only. Seriously.

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[likeacointoss.livejournal.com]

Applicants? So this would be a paying gig?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

No. But, I don't accept just anyone. I will, however, buy the lucky lady(ies) dinner.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be easier to use e-harmony?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

Do I want a disease? No.

Besides, you replied, which means my way works.

[goddamnit-tony.livejournal.com]

Is this really a good idea?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

We'll find out.

Oh, sorry, did you want a date too? We can double, it'll be like, uhh... Siegfried and Roy without the gay.

[watchlifego.livejournal.com]

A companion for the evening, sir?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

I should tell you; so far, you're winning. Tony Stark, and you are?

[chuckbassdesu.livejournal.com]

That is not how you get a date.

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

It's working well so far. I don't have time to go bar-hopping and the twins are out of town.

Which brings me to my next point - who the hell are you again?

[fatedto-pretend.livejournal.com]

You can't just enlist the help of a prostitute for the evening? It worked out for Richard Gere in Pretty Woman.

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

I have better taste than Richard Gere, but you get points for referencing Pretty Woman. What's your name? Otherwise, I'll be forced to call you by the movie titles you reference.

[harmonylane.livejournal.com]

What the fuck?

...Huh.

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

I thought I was being pretty clear.

[ballroomblitzd.livejournal.com]

You have to advertise now, Stark? Ouch!

Must have been some bad girlfriends...

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

Girlfriends? Sweetheart, I don't do girlfriends, you should know this if you know the Stark name.

Unfortunately, I can't return the favor, but I'd be more than happy for you to enlighten me.

[touchme-n-die.livejournal.com]

*arches a brow and laughs* You're Tony Stark, darlin'. Jus' tell a girl she's th' lucky one y'picked for th' night an' that'll be that.

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

I was trying to be discreet about scoping the place out for said girl, but you've forced me to reveal my intentions.

What's your name?

[savetheplanet.livejournal.com]

Not an equal opportunity dater, eh?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

No, definitely not.

[x-in-silhouette.livejournal.com]

What's the event?

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

I'm sure we could find a party going on somewhere, but if you want a real reason, I'm just bored.

[callgirlbelle.livejournal.com]

Name your poison.

[fuckingstark.livejournal.com]

Scotch, for starters.

[happeningflower.livejournal.com]

Innit a little desperate to be looking for a date like this?

[brendabackagain.livejournal.com]

*grins* Well that's certainly one way to do it.

[kismetandcoffee.livejournal.com]

*arches an eyebrow and stifles a laugh* Huh.