http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ ([identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-02-19 10:40 pm
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[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
Crap. That's a lovely sentiment.

[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[pops her gum] So, you a veggie hippie save-the-sharks type or are you a fuck-the-people type?

[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Nice. [rolls her eyes]

Maybe you should go take a beach vacation, yeah.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I would, but the sun doesn't agree with me. Won't be any help to the sharks if I'm already dead. It's a lose-lose situation.

[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Um. Go at night? I'm sure sharks don't just disappear at night.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You're kind of missing the point where I don't actually have any emotional investment in the sharks. Not even a little, which means no self-sacrificing.

[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
But you hate people...and you're a person...so...

Go feed sharks?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Vampire. Most definitely not a person.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Skeptic. Greaaat. I'm not the type to go out of my way to convince people. Believe me, don't - I'm not gonna lose any sleep over it.

[identity profile] shifterontherun.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm not a skeptic. I've seen some shit. Hell, I can do some shit...I just have a hard time believing in vampires. Sorry. If you'd have said psychic...sure.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Are we at least a step ahead of Santa and the Easter Bunny?

[identity profile] shotmyhat.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Shark attacks are very easy to survive, if one knows the proper procedure!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Do you live to ruin my fun, Mountie man?

[identity profile] shotmyhat.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
You consider shark attacks fun?

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
The vampire has a sick sense of humor. Shocking.

[identity profile] shotmyhat.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, this reminds me of rather humorous ice fishing anecdote! You see, my uncle Tiberius was alone in the family shack...

[Trails off, cracking his neck.]

Perhaps that's best saved for another time.

[identity profile] shotmyhat.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, no. Not until several years later, and by that point...well, some might say he had it coming.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_classact_/ 2009-02-20 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
And I thought my family was weird.
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