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[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Anyone with money need a lawyer?

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[fckingseabreeze.livejournal.com]

I've already got one, thanks.

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

But how good is he?

Nick' not as pathetic as he looks, you know!

[fckingseabreeze.livejournal.com]

We'll see how good he is in less than a week.

I don't think I've ever met Nick, so I can't tell if he's pathetic or not.

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Phoenix Wright, ace defense attorney! He's never lost a case!

... Well, there was that one time, but that was on purpose...

We'd be happy to take your case if you're accused of murdering anyone later, though.

oh god, phoenix defending rippner would be hilarious. <3

[fckingseabreeze.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll make sure to keep you in mind.

XD

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Oh! And if you end up in jail, pass out some Phoenix Wright business cards while you're in there? We really need to drum up the business around here.

[fckingseabreeze.livejournal.com]

I...I will not end up in jail.

[likes-exploring.livejournal.com]

Hmm, let's see... Nope!

[If she can tell, Faye's a vampire. Her type still have souls, but corrupted ones.]

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Really? Not even a little?

What about spirit channeling? We do that too you know.

[likes-exploring.livejournal.com]

Spirit channelling, huh? Well, I'm fine at the moment...

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Well, if you ever need to talk to any dead people, just come to the Wright and Co. office, and I'd be happy to help out.

... Because we're running out of food-money.

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Pal! I... Oh, nevermind, my pay got lowered a little bit again.

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Gumshoe! You aren't being accused of murder, are you?

... I guess Nick and I could take this one pro-bono...

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

What? No way, Pal. Just one of the other dectives is saying I ate his lunch! I did no such thing, pal!

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

That's horrible!

... Um, it wasn't a Crime Scene Special was it? Left Lying on someone's desk next to a note that said "DO NOT EAT-- THAT MEANS YOU GUMSHOE"?

... Because I, I haven't seen it.

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

Yeah! I can't believe anyone actually eats those things, pal!

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Well... Maybe the person who ate it was really really hungry because they haven't gotten any cases--customers for awhile...

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

Naw, that couldn't be it, pal. There's always plenty of work here.

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Y-yeah...

But, besides, the note only told you not to eat it, so that meant it was fair game for everyone else, right?

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

I think you're right, Pal! I'll be back, I think I see a lunch without a sign on it.

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

What is it? What is it? Is it a burger? Wanna share? You can have half of my Crime Sce-- Um... Rice with ketchup?

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

It's just some instant noodles, there isn't even a flavor packet... Wait! This is MY lunch!

Sorry pal, I can't share, this is barely enough for me as it is...

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

*sniff*

[richard-gumshoe.livejournal.com]

...Alright, but just a little!

[ieatburgers.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'll have Pearls run over ad make the trade!

Let's see... I know there was some old tupperware around here somewhere...