http://jealousofmycane.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] jealousofmycane.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2007-12-23 05:10 pm

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Wow look! A hip new slogan!

Christmas time! Its an idiot bonanza!

[identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's why I don't watch reality television. I like my braincells where they are, thank you.

[identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well I'm not a doctor so I wouldn't exactly be useful. My medical knowledge is limited to basic First Aid training, CPR, and some knowledge of heart diseases that I picked up from speaking to doctors the last ten years. And what I've read in books.

And like Murphy, I agree Valentine's day is the worst. It's just another pointless fabricated holiday to help speed along business during the "slow" season. They just named it after a saint to reel in all those wacky religious nuts and to make it seem more legit.

Really, it's all pointless. And an excuse for people to be morons.

[identity profile] vivo-per-ardua.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
And offer the occasional tidbit of medical knowledge I got out of a book. *laughs* Too bad I love my job too much.

I guess you're welcome. *smirks* Detective Anna Morasca, NYPD. I would say it's nice to meet you but I'm not so sure that's the case yet.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Idiots are every where, every time of the year. Christmas just makes them normal for a time.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
All holidays tend to do that. Valentine's Day is the worst if you ask me.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly, idiots in spades. And way too much pink.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Either dead or lucky. Judging from previous comments, I'm guessing you'll go with lucky.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, only have a Chicago accent and I'd rather be dead than blonde. Guess you'll just have to settle for that Chase guy.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
What does a brain matter if he's pretty? I'm sure you'll learn to love him in time.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
I understood you perfectly. You seemed to miss the sarcasm in that statement. *smirks* Should I give you a moment to catch up?

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know it was such a big deal.

[identity profile] lieu-murphy.livejournal.com 2007-12-24 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoo-hoo. *completely dry tone, lacking any excitement*

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[identity profile] hisprettyward.livejournal.com 2007-12-25 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
But it gives me more to look out at.