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Blind date with my friend. Interested?

Jemaine, are you talking about me?

Yes. You're not interested in dating yourself are you? That would be a bit weird.

Yeah, it would. And no, I'm not. I doubt anyone is...

I would date you if you were a woman.

But I'm not. So you wouldn't.

Nope. Unless there's something you're not telling me. That would be weird.

What wouldn't I be telling you?

That you're really a chick.

Nah, I'm a guy.

Good, because otherwise I'd be worried that you can grow a mustache.

Yeah, that'd be really weird, wouldn't it?

Yeah, that'd be weird. But you could still get a job. It's a fact that circuses always want a bearded lady.

Yeah, but I'm not a lady. I'm a man. So I couldn't work at the circus.

Well, you could work at the circus. But as a man. Doing a man's job.

But then I wouldn't be in the band.

You could be, you'd just have to quit your other job.

Whats a blind date...?

It's where you go on a date with a person you don't know. People set you up. Haven't you heard of matchmaking?

Nope. I've never been on a regular date, let alone a blind one.

You're missing out. Usually dates mean that the girl gets to eat for free.

Always wanted to go on one...just couldn't.

*looks horribly awkward*

((which would be a yes please in Cassie speak))

*listens, hears nothing, shrugs and walks away*

*shrugs and takes a drag*

He any good in the sack?

What? I dunno. I've never slept with him.