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If you want something done right...

I know! What was I thinking? Chase is an idiot.

Have you considered he may be merely...spiteful?

Chase knows better.

And yet he can't make coffee.

There's a lot of things Chase screws up on a regular basis. Fortunately I like to think I have him tight enough by the metaphorical balls that he knows better than to mess with my coffee. Which leads me to believe that he's just a moron that can't figure out how to stick a coffee filter in correctly let alone put the right amount of the stuff in.

Edited 2007-12-24 19:23 (UTC)

Did you show him how its done?

Its not my job to teach idiots how to make coffee.

Maybe you should show him how you like it ~~so that he would have no excuse and you could fire him.~~

That really shouldn't have sounded nearly as dirty as it did in my head. We're talking about coffee here right?

I hope so.

How do you know what crap tastes like?

Well aren't you just witty?

A little.

It was a half-honest question. I thought perhaps there was some-surviving-in-the-desert-for-eight-days story behind it.

There wasn't, and even if there was, I don't think anyone would be at the stage of desperate that they would eat crap on day eight. At least I would hope not.

The British guy off the Discovery Channel did it within like two hours of getting to the place. And he seemed very cheerful about it.

Technically, I don’t think he ate the poo though. He just squeezed out the liquid in it and drank it. The poo juice.

Thats because the British guy on the Discovery Channel is an idiot.

And I don't think that poo juice is politically correct anymore. But don't quote me.

As opposed to other British people?

When was poo juice ever talked about in polite society? What am I supposed to call it? Liquid exact of feces? Essence de ass?

No, as opposed to smart people.

How should I know? You're the one who brought it up.

Sorry. I have sort of a dirty mind. Just be glad you didn't say 'this coffee tastes like ass'. We could have gone down a whole 'nother road less traveled there.

You're giving me a headace. Thank god for pills, and my internal mute button that blocks out all the white noise around me.

Edited 2007-12-24 20:30 (UTC)

I wish I had one of those.

I know you're so jealous.

I know! I'm soooo jealous. I'm also Arthur. Hello.

Hello also Arthur. I'm Doctor Gregory House, and case you haven't figured it out yet, I'm super cool.

Edited 2007-12-24 22:12 (UTC)

No matter how bad your coffee might be, at least it's not tea.

I hate tea. Unless Wilson makes it. I don't know what he puts in it but its just. *mm muah* perfection.

Order take out to be delivered?

No. I'll just send Chase to go buy Starbucks for everyone. He won't mind.

Chase? Is that your assistant?

Ehh....something like that.

Something like he does what he's told if he knows what's good for him? Something like that?

You're getting warmer.

I thought cops were the only ones with crappy coffee. Looks like I was wrong. *dryly* Oh what a tragedy.