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[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

*cracks his new whip* Any takers?

Comments

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

Well, I usually like my men a little prettier, but if you're offering...

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

....Oh don't lower your standards man.

At least aim for the smarter, if not hotter.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Shut up, punching bag.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Ah, no...Dim Boy.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

You're just jealous of my new whip.

[msg-ina-bottle.livejournal.com]

Horribly so. *rolls eyes*

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

And scared of it.

Just like you're scared of my big guns. *flexes his arms*

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I'm always offering.

Wait...are you saying I'm not pretty? *glares*

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Yeah, I am.

The whip, though. That's pretty.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know that I am very pretty. The ladies love me.

*cracks his whip again* Isn't it?

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

Sure, man. Whatever you say. I'm sure you're a regular chick magnet.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I am!

I have like 19 kids!

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

No shit?

Wow. You really are a swordsman.

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

*wags finger*

Now play nice with your new toy. *smirk*

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Baby, nice isn't something I do.

But you love it anyway, don't you?

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have it any other way, big guy.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I am big, aren't I? *flexes his arm and kisses it then winks at her*

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

*lets him get it out of his system first*

Damn straight. *winks back*

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you know how to use that? *isn't sure.*

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I'm Ares, God of Savage War and Blood lust! Course I do!

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

How I quake in fear.... *rolls eyes*

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

*so doesn't get it* As you should! I have a new whip!

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

...You are rather dense aren't you?

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

Exactly.