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Oh, but that poor little seal!

Hardly. More like pesky little nuisance.

Eww.

Mermaids are cooler than sharks.

And what makes you say that?

The Little Mermaid is better than Jaws.

You are comparing two b-grade movies.

The first one isn't B-grade. The second is like, D.

That's not allowed?

They are both abysmal movies.

Not if you want to prove one is greater.

I'd rather be a mermaid and stay away from sharks than be a shark who attacks everything.

Sharks are natural predators, they are meant to hunt. Mermaids, aren't your story-book sweetness, they can kill out of spite if it takes their fancy.

I'd rather be a shark hunting with purpose.

If they're not real, I can pretend they're as awesome as Ariel.

Besides, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to say hunting with purpose is better, but I know I can be spiteful when I want to be.

I like to pretend mermaids aren't real, it makes my life easier. I can let you have your little fantasy Ariel is awesome.

Is that so, want to give details on your spitefulness?

Why would no mermaids make your life easier?

Not really. I wasn't bragging, I was just saying.

No reason. ~~They are taking sides *snorts* and it is not mine. Loyalty to HIM. *Double snort*.~~

I was just asking, I'm interested.

*meeps* ...that's not very nice. *whispers*

*Whispers back.* I know. Deliciously wicked isn't it?

*Curls arms inward, chewing on thumb out of sheer nervousness*

No, no, no. Not good. Not good at all! Scary and mean. *looks up once before shying away and returning to thumb biting*

Edited 2007-12-30 07:12 (UTC)

That is the whole point of it, it is supposed to be scary and mean.

*Wonders if he should take advantage of the fear.*

But why? *blurts out and retreats again*

*takes a small step away*

Because I can.

*Moves forward a little, following.*

*Starts wondering where her sisters are. This always happens when on her own*

I ...hmm, I should go.*voice squeaks*

Why not stay? I can ...take care of you.

*about to start chewing on hair, eyes widen at the suggestion*

You would? Really? Oh, and here I thought you were going to be mean to me too!

(ooc- *mun looks for clue by four bat to smack her own muse with)

Me be mean? Well, not right now. Maybe when I get you in private.

(ooc: *Giggle!*)

(ooc- is she supposed to hear the 'Maybe when I get you in private' part?)

(She can if you want.)

Oh, now you're scaring me again. But you said you'd take care of me! Oh, I know! You're just in a mood like all those other biggie gods. Only you're not one of them, are you? You're ...new?

I am in a mood, yes, a hungry mood.

God? I do like the sound of it. King and God, I like it.

Right, hmm, hungry.

*pause*

Oh, that kind of hungry,, Should I go? Wouldn't want to interrupt you on your search. *looks as if she's had the brightest idea*

Sure, whatever works for you. *nervous laugh*