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Bill Clinton knows where women belong.

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On their knees with a cigar?

The cigar is not needed...usually.

Depends on the guy's quirks, sugar.

Cigars could never compare to me.

My, my how modest of you.

I've no need to be modest.

I wish I had your confidence.

You could. It'd be inside you.

Sounds kinda like a fortune cookie.

Uh, sure. It can be eaten.

Oh wait, that was a line?

*frowns* Of course. You are hot.

*blushes* I thought it was advice.

Who do I look like...Psyche?

Of course not. A god, right?

Ares. God of War and Bloodlust.

No wonder Logan's on my mind.

Who's Logan? Is he your keeper?

More like life giver. Friend. Saviour.

He's friends with a woman? Pussy.

*glares* Wolverine's anythin' but that, sugar.

ooc: lol, it's fine! i was just secretly wishing i could split Rogue again so she could flirt properly lol.

oh good, i'm glad! still hope everything will turn out <3

What kind of stupid nickname's Wolverine?

What kinda stupid name is Ares?

ooc: ha ha! so'd Rogue for that matter. plus boinking a god, total score! lol

*grunts* A strong one. What's yours?

Guess so. Name's Rogue. *sinful smile*

ooc: hee, oh the ideas! night night! *loves you back!*

In the bedroom.

There too.

In fields of Academia?

Only if they are naked in that field.

Oh, you're one of those.

*grunts*

Sure.

You're cute. You should be naked in a field.

Yeah, that's sweet. You're really not my type.

I'm every woman's type. They just don't know it yet.

Oh, I know. Big, dumb and- *waves a hand over her face*- just isn't MY type.

I'm not dumb.

And what's this mean? *waves his hand over his face*

Pretty? You don't like pretty men? Do you like girls? Because I'm alright with that as well.

Not dumb? Okay, you're right. *smiles* I shouldn't have made the assumption based on your incredibly sexist views.

*laughs* And no, I like men. I just like PARTICULAR men.

In the White House!

*confused* Is that a new brothel?

*whispers* Where's that?

*refuses to whisper back, instead allowing his voice to boom out*

ON THEIR KNEES.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*screams and starts running in the first direction that looks easiest*

Edited 2007-12-30 18:42 (UTC)

*laughs and laughs*

*just keeps running until she trips in her high heels=*

ooc- Ha - too funny!

In the White House, like Hillary?

In the White House with a man by the short curlies? Sounds about right.

*eyebrow raise* A woman's place is in the house
...and the Senate, and the Oval Office.

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