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Hate it when that happens.

(I LOVE THAT MOVIE SFM<3333)

I just want it to stop a little while before it ruins the movie for me. Just like Linda was going to jinx Van Halen.

(OMG ME TOO!)

Oh, I uh...haven't seen the movie. The 80's clothes wards me off.

Seriously? You should see it! Just ignore the clothes. Drew actually has some cute outfits.

...How's the hair?

Well, you might have to ignore Adam's, but I like Drew's. It's a cute little bob with this flicky bit.

Could be worse. I mean, Banana phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU) it's not.

F, that's not even... dude. How have you not cut your own head off yet?

Cos I've heard Lorne sing some crazy ass showtunes. Least, that's the excuse I'm goin' with. It's better than questioning my own sanity.

That does make sense... I don't know if I could handle showtunes. Having said that, I do kinda like Chicago. Especially that Cell Block Tango. And I'm going to pretend I don't really know the lyrics, or anything.

Just as long as you let me pretend right along with you, we're five by five.

What lyrics? I have no idea what anyone is talking about at all... Hit my head being awesome.

Yeah, all the head banging must have dislodged something.

Exactly. It's an occupational hazard being this cool.

It really is. Don't know how we manage.

Me neither! We're lucky the world doesn't implode around us. Although I wasn't so awesome hungover.

We'll file that under the list of things we don't talk about. That work for you? It works for me.

This is why I like you. It definitely works for me.

Good, so lets talk about the hot piece of ass that wanted to take you home.

Oh, god... I only remember some of what I did. Did I really talk to one like a puppy?

*Faith smirks* Even said you'd buy him a collar.

*Andie hides her face in shame* Oh. My. God. I am never going out again. Ever.

Actually I might have to steal that one. Guy was droolin' over you after that.

What is it with you and the bondage stuff? Is it really all that hot?

*Faith smirks* You really need to ask?

Um, no... probably not. You're welcome to Collar Guy.

Totally think he had a thing for blondes.

Punish him for it?

*Laughing* Damn, left my whip back at home.

*waggles eyebrows* That's where you get to improvise. Use a wooden spoon, or something.

Spatula maybe. No splinters that way. *She nods very seriously*

*Her eyebrows go up* And all guys like that? No splinters is always a plus...

You'd be surprised how many of them have the June Cleaver fantasy. All they want is mommy to bake shit, wear some pearls, and spank 'em when they've been naughty little boys.

...

I really hope Han doesn't have that fantasy. Not that I'm going to bed him! Crap. But seriously, ew. I don't want to be someone's mommy.

For your sake, I hope so, too.