http://pressingcharges.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pressingcharges.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2009-03-08 03:58 pm

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Yeah, adrenaline makes a good painkiller.

okay it really hurts now.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-08 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
So does pleasure.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-08 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Afraid I don't have any adrenaline, sweetheart.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-08 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want me to kiss it for you?

I'm told my kisses are very therapeutic.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, even a tough girl has to have a name...

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
I guess most people just call me Hank.

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't realize that name went both ways. So, what happened to your shoulder there?

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
Now, who would shoot at a pretty thing like you?

I hope you didn't miss...

[identity profile] alloy-avenger.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm fairly certain it signifies a lapse of cognitive function. And, I hope you didn't miss...when you were shooting back.

[identity profile] coroner-glasses.livejournal.com 2009-03-08 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I am honored to be your friend, m'dear. You realize you've taken a bullet for me? I am in your debt.

[galantly offers a fresh icepack]

[identity profile] coroner-glasses.livejournal.com 2009-03-09 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Right *takes a pencil from his ear and scrawls an imaginary note in midair* Canceling all kidnappings.