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Nothing interesting has happened lately. Boring.

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I'm sure complaining about it will make it happen all the faster.

You'd be surprised.

Dear, nothing surprises me anymore.

That must be disappointing.

Not if you know how to use it to your advantage.

Suspense Thriller movies must suck.

We don't have movies here.

...

You're just messing with me, right?

No, I'm not.

Super boring.

I don't mind it.

Of course you wouldn't, boring is all you know.

I was lucky enough not to grow up in a time of 'technology' and to be spoiled by it.

Maybe you should go make something happen. Sitting around is just asking to be bored!

... Right. What would you suggest?

I don't know - a party! Yeah, invite a bunch of people over and drink and put on loud music and dance around!

If you don't have any friends you could just drink and dance alone, but that's really Billy Idol.

I mean, if you like Billy Idol, then I guess that's okay...

It's hard to have a conversation when you don't say anything, y'know.

You're talking enough for both of us.

I'm just trying to make conversation! That's what you wanted, isn't it?

What are you going to do about it, pretty boy?

Shake things up, I guess.

My thoughts exactly.

My sort of shaking up involves fights, though-- I'm not sure how appreciated your encouraging would be if they knew.

I was thinking along the lines of something else, but I wouldn't mind seeing a full blown fight. Who knows? Maybe the winner will get a prize.

I'm intrigued.

Let's hope you're the winner then. I'm Natalie.

Nice to meet you. Any idea who I'd be fighting for this prize or is it supposed to stay a secret?

You want me to find someone?

... Wait, you're not from somewhere with super heroes and shit, right?

... Should I be? Aren't superheroes fiction?

Yes, good. Then go ahead.

I'll look around, if you really need me to.

Well, I can think of a few mutts I know I wouldn't mind tussling with.

Great. You better be strong enough to beat them, or they better be hot. I don't want to be a prize to a fifty year old man.

You're the prize?

How do I know you're any good?

I'm better than good, trust me.

You don't look that attractive.

Why do you say that?

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